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harmony wrote:
it's snowing again here.

Would you prefer snow, or 96 degrees? Because that's what it is here now. And bracing for another possible 115 degree day (like three years ago) before the summer is over.

Bring on the "winter" (never snows where I live).

Update for harmony: It's now 102 degrees F. and still climbing.

Wanna swap?

Ray A wrote:Update for harmony: It's now 102 degrees F. and still climbing.

Wanna swap?

Meet ya halfway!

harmony wrote:Meet ya halfway!

LOL. I agree. Maybe we should send a message to the planet nearest to Kolob requesting the end of winter and summer, and ask for Eternal Spring.

I dare not imagine the reply.

Ray A wrote:

harmony wrote:Meet ya halfway!

LOL. I agree. Maybe we should send a message to the planet nearest to Kolob requesting the end of winter and summer, and ask for Eternal Spring.

I dare not imagine the reply.

How was his aim? I suspect lightning is coming your way.

Ray A wrote:
Would you prefer snow, or 96 degrees? Because that's what it is here now. And bracing for another possible 115 degree day (like three years ago) before the summer is over.

Bring on the "winter" (never snows where I live).

YES!! I despise winter and where I live this has been one of the worst so far in a long time single digits and sun zero temps and over 60 inches of snow that started in February.

harmony wrote:
How was his aim? I suspect lightning is coming your way.

I'm looking up the Universal Yellow Pages to see if I can find another God to lay my petition for Eternal Spring. The one nearest to Kolob said I'd need to stop drinking coffee, tea and beer, pay him 10%, and have family home evening every Monday night. And all I asked for was a change in temperature. Not fair.

Jason Bourne wrote:
YES!! I despise winter and where I live this has been one of the worst so far in a long time single digits and sun zero temps and over 60 inches of snow that started in February.

Jason, try Tenerife. I think you mentioned being there? I'll buy you a caffeine-free coke in the nearest pub.



Gorgeous part of the world. God's glimpse (bait) of what it should be like.

Ray A wrote:... It's now 102 degrees F. and still climbing. ...

On 100 degree the water is boiling.
Does that "F" mean f*** that nonmetric units?

You should measure the speed in furlongs per fortnight.
For example the speed of light is 1.8026175 * 10^12 furlongs per fortnight.
(The only people who normally work with furlongs are those who design race tracks for horses—clearly, an animal whose height is measured in hands needs a special term to describe how far it runs.)

And "Thirty Pence" is "Two and Sixpence" or "Half Crown".
And pi second is one nanocentury.

ludwigm wrote:On 100 degree the water is boiling.

That's 100 degrees Fahrenheit, Lud.

Water isn't boiling, but I am.