The blog for people who hate LDS blogs...
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:17 pm
I get a kick out of reading LDS family blogs, but sometimes they can be a bit...much. Apparently I'm not the only one who feels this way. 

Internet Mormons, Chapel Mormons, Critics, Apologists, and Never-Mo's all welcome!
https://discussmormonism.com/
But maybe I'm just bitter.
The blog "Seriously, So Blessed!" describes the super sweet adventures of newlywed TAMN (an acronym for Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole.) She's living the dream in Utah with the perfect husband. She loves pedicures, scrapbooking and is a Bunco fanatic. TAMN's also preggers, as in pregnant, and is completely made up.
The woman who created her is now laughing all the way to the bank, seriously! The blog creator said, "I just made it as a little joke thinking I'd post once or twice and my friends could laugh about it."
Satirical blog getting 'seriously' so popular
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(I swore I'd never do this!)
1. My full name is Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole but everyone calls me TAMN or TAMNers or TAMNikins or TAMNy-poo.
2. I am officially addicted to blogging!
3. Got me and my girl fetus the cutest matching modest bikinis at a great sell yesterday and cried from joy while I bought them.
4. Being preggers has made me way deep.
5. Pursuing my talents veea my hair degree rocked.
6. When I'm done w/ stuff, I love yelling "Wah-la!"
7. Doing whatever I want all day everyday as a SAHP is so hard but so worth it.
8. Sometimes at Bunc/ko people mix up me and my mom and we seriously don't get why, even though we have the exact same hair and clothes and cackle.
9. Ugly people make my insides frowny.
10. Same with judging.
11. LOVE expressing my personality w/ funky one of a kind authentical vintage stuff like PB, Anthro and Bath and Body.
12. My most favorite thing is a tie between my fam and my bright-colored Kitchenaid.
13. My second most favorite thing is pictures of myself for my prosterity.
14. Bear Lake, Pal, Hawaii, Europe and cruises are my most favorite places to vaycay.
15. I have a total etsy oBseSsion. And Celine and Oprah.
16. Me and JJWT actually have TWO songs: From this Moment (love Shania) and basicly anything Rascall Flatts.
17. I'm a triathelete bc I signed up for one once and even though I didn't actually do it, I showed up that day and took pics (so I could blog them) and got the shirt so I can wear it to spin-yoga and bring it up in conversations :).
18. Not to brag but I have the cutest bangs ever. Seriously!
19. Plastic toys make my heart hurt.
20. My MiaMaids teach me way more than I teach them...seriously, without them I wouldn't even KNOW about that Edward Cullen action figure.
21. I plan to start calling Angelbabe "Daddy" affective immediately.
22. Now that I'm a mom, I seriously GET everything about life.
23. TV rots your brain and is so sad and trashy, so I don't watch much of it.
24. I love LOVE love The Bachelor, LOST, Gray's, The Office, Gossip Girl, ANTM, SYTYCD, The Biggest Looser and Idol.
25. I ooze sass.
1. I’ve never flushed a toilet. I just don’t believe in it.
2. It’s nice having a 10.1 megapixel CCD, but sometimes it’s hard to find clothes that fit right.
3. My first concert was Dokken, Warrant, and Slaughter, July 23, 1989.
4. My first “boyfriend” was the guy who tunes Dokken’s guitars, July 23, 1989.
5. My favorite Holy Roman Emperor is Rudolf II.
6. After years of feeling inadequate, I’ve finally come to terms with my 3X optical zoom.
7. I truly believe that everyone was put here for a reason and that everyone has a purpose in life that they were made to accomplish and a role that only they can fill, except me.
8. I’m allergic to peanuts, especially the ones with salmonella.
9. In grade school, everybody called me “Lardcheeks”.
10. In juvenile detention, everybody called me “that fat girl who stabbed all those people.”
11. The three books that changed my life were Tuesdays with Morrie, The Secret, and American Psycho.
12. If I could be any animal, it would either be a dolphin, because they’re so graceful and beautiful and intelligent, or a horned toad, so I could shoot blood out of my eyes.
13. My features I like best are my eyebrows, my knees, and my 2.4” LCD screen.
14. I can’t stand broccoli or cauliflower, yet I love broccoflower. Go figure!
15. When I was 13, I promised myself that before I die, I’d go swimming in Antarctica, breakdance on the top of Mount Everest, and tell Cory Haim how I really feel about him.
16. I have a third nipple, but not on my body.
17. My biggest mistake was moving to Venice, Italy when I was 22. The place was flooded the entire time!
18. I am absolutely addicted to Chubby Hubby, Diet Black Cherry Shasta, and AA batteries.
19. I never miss an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras.
20. One lesson I’ve learned in life is, if TV’s Alan Thicke and his wife invite you back to your hotel room, it’s not to play Pictionary. (I really didn’t need to see him in that thong!!)
21. I wish I could find a guy who didn’t just want me for my Digital Panorama mode. There’s more to life than automatically stitching together a series of photos into a 180-degree image, guys!!
22. When my parents named me Pentax, they thought they’d call me “Penny”. They wound up mostly calling me “Idiot”.
23. I don’t think I could ever be a parent because of my lack of patience, selflessness, and genitals.
24. I consider myself a digital camera, but I’m one-eighth Daguerrotype on my mom’s side.
25. If I could travel through time to any period in history, I’d go back to the Golden Age: when Firefly was on.
23. TV rots your brain and is so sad and trashy, so I don't watch much of it.
24. I love LOVE love The Bachelor, LOST, Gray's, The Office, Gossip Girl, ANTM, SYTYCD, The Biggest Looser and Idol.
25 rAndOm tHiNgS aBoUt mE
(I swore I'd never do this!)
8. Sometimes at Bunc/ko people mix up me and my mom and we seriously don't get why, even though we have the exact same hair and clothes and cackle.
11. LOVE expressing my personality w/ funky one of a kind authentical vintage stuff like PB, Anthro and Bath and Body.
12. My most favorite thing is a tie between my fam and my bright-colored Kitchenaid.
13. My second most favorite thing is pictures of myself for my prosterity.
15. I have a total etsy oBseSsion. And Celine and Oprah.
17. I'm a triathelete bc I signed up for one once and even though I didn't actually do it, I showed up that day and took pics (so I could blog them) and got the shirt so I can wear it to spin-yoga and bring it up in conversations :).
20. My MiaMaids teach me way more than I teach them...seriously, without them I wouldn't even KNOW about that Edward Cullen action figure.
23. TV rots your brain and is so sad and trashy, so I don't watch much of it.
24. I love LOVE love The Bachelor, LOST, Gray's, The Office, Gossip Girl, ANTM, SYTYCD, The Biggest Looser and Idol.
My name is Tiffany/Amber/Megan/Nicole and I am married to Jordan/Jason/Wes/Taylor, and we have non-stop fun all the time and are LOVING married life! We are super busy but we still love to make time for fun stuff and we just love being married and living our awesome lives. I LOVE crafts (especially Stampin' Up! and homemade jewelry) and he loves sports. I went to hair school/teach 2nd grade and now we are going to law/dental/business/medical school! So hard! But being in law/dental/business/medical school is really fun for me because there are tons of wive's clubs like bridge club, book club, walking club. Pretty awesome! Love you guys!! If you have anything you want me to blog about, puh-LEASE let me know at seriouslysoblessed at yahoo.com.