Good Things about Zombies
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:44 am
Good things about Zombies....
Zombies are always happy to have Mormon Missionaries over for dinner.
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Zombies are always happy to have Mormon Missionaries over for dinner.
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Vishnu was sitting with St. Peter at the main desk in front of the gate. Watching St. Peter process a load of new arrivals, Vishnu spoke up and asked if he might handle the next one. St. Peter said okay, as the next arrival to be processed for gate transport steps up to the desk.
Vishnu looks long and hard at the report after scanning the arrival. Vishnu then looked up and smiled. "May Ganesha bless you," Vishnu said. "You have obeyed everything ever asked of you and never questioned anything you were told to do. That is a very rare quality."
The arrival felt relieved, "What's next Sir?", he asked. Vishnu pondered then said, "With such a rare quality as unquestioning obedience, you shall return this time as a Worker Ant".
