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Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:01 pm
by _MCB
This board has now hit the 1000 members mark.

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Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:02 pm
by _MCB
Should we send out e-mails asking the inactives to either resign or start posting?

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:00 pm
by _asbestosman
There are only 5 members of this board:

1. Dr. Shades
2. Me
3. You
4. All our sock puppets
5. All the spambots

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:02 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Oh, we hit 1,000 members a long time ago. I've just been going through and deleting the members who have never posted, from oldest to newest, in order to eliminate any chance of spam-bot registrations slipping through the cracks.

So whenever we get, say, two new members, then I go through and eliminate the two oldest never-posters to keep the number at exactly 1,000.

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:07 pm
by _MCB
asbestosman wrote:There are only 5 members of this board:

1. Dr. Shades
2. Me
3. You
4. All our sock puppets
5. All the spambots

Or so the TBM's would like to think.

So whenever we get, say, two new members, then I go through and eliminate the two oldest never-posters to keep the number at exactly 1,000.
That makes sense. Wondered why it had been hovering near that number for so long.

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:42 pm
by _Redefined
Yeah, that counter has been at 1000 4eva! and it keeps going back below it. . . Shades, don't delete me please!

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:48 am
by _Dr. Shades
Redefined wrote:Yeah, that counter has been at 1000 4eva! and it keeps going back below it. . . Shades, don't delete me please!

You've made at least one post, so you have no chance of being deleted.

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:29 pm
by _msnobody
Oh no, so my sockpuppet may go the way of lost socks. Sock Hell as my DH once called where all lost socks go.

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:29 am
by _moksha
Dr. Shades wrote:Oh, we hit 1,000 members a long time ago. I've just been going through and deleting the members who have never posted, from oldest to newest, in order to eliminate any chance of spam-bot registrations slipping through the cracks.

So whenever we get, say, two new members, then I go through and eliminate the two oldest never-posters to keep the number at exactly 1,000.


Wouldn't it look better to keep the user names on file for 110 years?

Re: Congratulations to Dr. Shades.

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:03 am
by _Dr. Shades
moksha wrote:Wouldn't it look better to keep the user names on file for 110 years?

Well, it would certainly inflate our numbers and artificially make it look like we were "the fastest-growing message board."