I found the convention Chuck Norris was watching
Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:33 pm
I read this in on the internet, so if course it must be true:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-help-us-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of,29478/