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SALT LAKE CITY - Responding to Governor Elder Mitt Romney's call to war against the the foe known as the "parasitic 47%", the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, held an emergency meeting in which they reaffirmed the words of Elder Romney spoken at the Utah $50,000 a plate dinner.

Crowds of supporting LDS members showed up outside the Temple gates to lend their support in defeating this dangerous 47%. 79 year old Sister Edna Turnbridge expressed the overall crowd sentiment, "Even though I am one of those 47%, I will forgo my small social security check if that is the will of the prophet. I understand dog food tastes just like manna, although as Elder Romney pointed out, we don't really have a right to either substance in order to nourish and strengthen our frail bodies".

Tomorrow, Elder Romney will issue this statement: http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-apologizes-to-nations-150-million-starving,29603/

You know Moksha, that was unnecessarily harsh, but I do agree with that Temple photo as a way to deal with Conference street preachers.

moksha wrote:You know Moksha, that was unnecessarily harsh, but I do agree with that Temple photo as a way to deal with Conference street preachers.

Moksha, please lighten up on moksha. I consider him a friend and don't care to see him treated badly.