The LGBT Sandwich

[_manmormon]

The LGBT Sandwich
I've always been a big fan of the BLT. There's nothing better than a nice ripe tomato, garden fresh lettuce, and crispy bacon. Naturally then, when I heard about the LGBT sandwich, presuming the G to stand for guacamole, I had to try one. I first went to McDonalds, where lovin' it is all that matters, they had no idea what I was talking about. I then went to Burger King where you can have it your way. They said not this time. I then went to Subway where you can pick and choose what you want. They told me, although they had never heard of it, they could make it.
I told them to make me one and I sat down a little puzzled at the bar.
Someone had left a newspaper on the table, so having nothing better to do, I began to flip through it. There was that acronym again, LGBT. I knew I had heard of it. I had to investigate further. Turns out its a political sandwich, and the ingredients arnt near as appealling as the sandwich I had in mind.
Seriously it is an odd combination isn't it.
Let me see if I get this right. We have to accept ypu Gays and Lesbians because you feel an impulse for something you want, no one should have to live alone, and your just perfect how you are.
For my Bi friends the arguement is different. Obviously living alone is not an issue as you are just fine as a heterosexual couple. You just need more sexually than straight people? Me too like Malcolm in MacBeth
“That has a name; but there’s no bottom, none,
In my voluptuousness. Your wives, your daughters,
Your matrons, and your maids could not fill up”

Excerpt From: Shakespeare, William. “Macbeth.” PlayShakespeare.com. iBooks.
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We just don;t do it.
And the transgenders, well they're not about being alone or sex, and they are not perfect the way they are, they have got to change completely.
Seriously, can anyone make a good argument beyond self-indulgence for any of these behaviors?
The "sandwich" is based on opposition to the status quo. There is no lasting alliance.

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[_annie]

Well, that was a waste of three minutes.

[_Ceeboo]

Hi manmormon!

Welcome to the board!

Something tells me that you're going to really enjoy the MDB.

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_RockSlider]

Hi manmormon!

Welcome to the board!

Something tells me that you're going to really enjoy the MDB.

Peace,
Ceeboo

lol

[_consiglieri]

The Malcolm scene is frequently edited out of the performance of the Scottish play.

And with good reason . . .

[_just me]

troll

[_Chap]

... We have to accept ypu Gays and Lesbians ...

Who's this 'We' you seem to be speaking for?

You certainly don't speak for me, and I doubt whether anybody elected you.

[_Maksutov]

... We have to accept ypu Gays and Lesbians ...

Who's this 'We' you seem to be speaking for?

You certainly don't speak for me, and I doubt whether anybody elected you.

He's speaking for the voices in his head.

[_Equality]

The person who posted of the original post is an example of the only type of people who will be left in the pews in the Mormon chapels when everything shakes out.

[_RockSlider]

The person who posted of the original post is an example of the only type of people who will be left in the pews in the Mormon chapels when everything shakes out.

Perhaps they will embrace the adjective of cult with pride by then?