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Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedure.

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:14 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Sorry, but this is just flat out funny and does not appear to be fake.

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure

He is 65 years old and he goes in for this kind of surgery?

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:26 pm
by _Jersey Girl
There's something wrong with you, Fence.

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:24 am
by _Markk
Fence Sitter wrote:Sorry, but this is just flat out funny and does not appear to be fake.

Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enhancement procedure

He is 65 years old and he goes in for this kind of surgery?


That's not very big news, it is just a small story now.

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:37 am
by _canpakes
Markk wrote:... it is just a small story now.


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Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:00 am
by _Dr. Shades

I think it was a homicide. The motive? The patient tried to stiff the surgeon.

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:21 am
by _MeDotOrg
Since he will be brought back to Israel as his final resting place, can we assume he's kind of a Jew Penile Delinquent?

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:42 am
by _canpakes
Dr. Shades wrote:

I think it was a homicide. The motive? The patient tried to stiff the surgeon.

Is that some kind of erective surgery pun?

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 3:25 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Make me wonder if his problem will be fixed in the res-erection.

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:06 pm
by _subgenius
Fence Sitter wrote:Make me wonder if his problem will be fixed in the res-erection.

raising the dead is what killed him.

Re: Billionaire trader dies during penis enhancement procedu

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:55 pm
by _Dr. Shades
On second thought, let's not blame the surgeon. Penile enhancement surgeries are very hard.