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Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 8:50 am
by _Nomomo
Jesus Christ on a triscuit! He signed the covers!
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Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:35 am
by _Chap
And what the holy heck is the 'Military Challenge Edition' of the Bible?

Does it have Kevlar covers so that it can still serve its traditional bullet-stopping role under modern warfare conditions? Or what?

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:39 pm
by _MeDotOrg
Puerto Ricans got paper towels, but those Bibles will now become family heirlooms and will be passed down from one generation to another, and finally to a garage sale.

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:43 pm
by _subgenius
Billy Graham autographed bibles as well...so have others, DP what's the point of OP?

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:03 pm
by _Kevin Graham
subgenius wrote:Billy Graham autographed bibles as well...so have others, DP what's the point of OP?

Billy Graham preached from the Bible all his life, or at least pretended to.

Donald Trump has defecated on the Bible all his life.

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 5:24 pm
by _Fence Sitter
Kevin Graham wrote:
subgenius wrote:Billy Graham autographed bibles as well...so have others, DP what's the point of OP?

Billy Graham preached from the Bible all his life, or at least pretended to.

Donald Trump has defecated on the Bible all his life.

McConkie would have had no problem describing what he thought about Trump's signature on the Bible.

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:46 pm
by _subgenius
Chap wrote:And what the holy heck is the 'Military Challenge Edition' of the Bible?

Does it have Kevlar covers so that it can still serve its traditional bullet-stopping role under modern warfare conditions? Or what?

well you just dismissed yourself from having cursory knowledge for the topic at hand.

#googlewouldhavepreventedyoufromlookingstupid

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:47 pm
by _subgenius
Kevin Graham wrote:
subgenius wrote:Billy Graham autographed bibles as well...so have others, DP what's the point of OP?

Billy Graham preached from the Bible all his life, or at least pretended to.

Donald Trump has defecated on the Bible all his life.

um, that's not it...but thanks for the spittle.

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 9:38 am
by _moksha
Trump signed Bibles sounds both sacrilegious and like an act of desecration.

Maybe these Bibles could still be used in the Orange Mass.

Re: Trump Autographed Bibles

Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:21 pm
by _DarkHelmet
How much does a Trump Bible cost? This isn't some scam, like Trump University or Trump Steaks is it?