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Red States COVID-19 Cure

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:25 am
by _moksha
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... conditions

Based on Trumpian medical advice, the Red States will begin subjecting residents to powerful doses of UV lights and aerosolized disinfectants. While namby-pamby Listerine Corporation insists it to be a terrible idea, the President's advisors say they will not stand in the way of anything Trump comes up with. Breath deep, Alabama.

Re: Red States COVID-19 Cure

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:15 am
by _Some Schmo
moksha wrote:
Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:25 am
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... conditions

Based on Trumpian medical advice, the Red States will begin subjecting residents to powerful doses of UV lights and aerosolized disinfectants. While namby-pamby Listerine Corporation insists it to be a terrible idea, the President's advisors say they will not stand in the way of anything Trump comes up with. Breath deep, Alabama.
Yeah, I don't think we should be so quick to alert people to the fact that ingesting disinfectant is a bad idea. Less Trump voters = improved gene pool.

Re: Red States COVID-19 Cure

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:46 am
by _moksha
Apparently there was an uptick in the number of calls to poison control this last weekend. Remember Trump supporters, your guy was anointed by God to his office of Oaf-in-Chief, so if he says to breathe or inject disinfectant, who are you going to believe?