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Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:08 pm
by Atlanticmike
Why do have to put up with this? This board has become littered with idiot accounts recently, and it's not improving the board experience. The tiny dicks have turned into a tiny dick parade. I realize they have deep psychological problems, including crippling insecurity, but why should that be our problem.
Hey Schmo!!

Kiss my gluteus Maximus



!!
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 3:35 pm
by SirPoopsaLot
Atlanticmike wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 3:08 pm
Why do have to put up with this? This board has become littered with idiot accounts recently, and it's not improving the board experience. The tiny dicks have turned into a tiny dick parade. I realize they have deep psychological problems, including crippling insecurity, but why should that be our problem.
Hey Schmo!!

Kiss my gluteus Maximus



!!
Did someone say gluteus maximus??
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 4:22 pm
by Marcus
SirPoopsaLot wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 3:35 pm
Did someone say gluteus maximus??
Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 4:29 pm
by Tinfoilhat
Marcus wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:22 pm
SirPoopsaLot wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 3:35 pm
Did someone say gluteus maximus??
Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!
Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 4:35 pm
by Marcus
Tinfoilhat wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:29 pm
Marcus wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:22 pm
Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!
Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!
I should rename you. mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing! That works.
But seriously, dude, you talk to yourself WAY too much. It's not healthy. Plus its boring. Could you come up with a new puppet that isn't so dumb? I'm asking a lot, I know.
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 4:58 pm
by canpakes
Tinfoilhat wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:29 pm
Marcus wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:22 pm
Aww! mike-tin-kard-poop-2 waited 27 whole minutes before chatting with himself! We should celebrate his accomplishment!
Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!
Nope. Guess again. Bingtellus believes that
Iβm ldsfaqs. I cannot confirm or deny that claim. ; )
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:04 pm
by Tinfoilhat
Marcus wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:35 pm
Tinfoilhat wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:29 pm
Thanks for posting and moving the thread to the top of the page dumbass. Oops, I meant Canpakes!
I should rename you. mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing! That works.
But seriously, dude, you talk to yourself WAY too much. It's not healthy. Plus its boring. Could you come up with a new puppet that isn't so dumb? I'm asking a lot, I know.
What do you mean it's not healthy? I'm laughing my ass off over here


. I'm having the time of my life!
Give me a name for a new sock puppet and I'll think about it. Ohohoh! I wanted a sock puppet with progressive leanings, how bout "Cultural Marxist ", would that be a good sock puppet name, canpakes?
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:10 pm
by Marcus
I thought culty and mikey were one and the same. Wouldn't it be funny if mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing-culty was just one person? Sad, because you hope they have a job, but they are prob safer here than anywhere else. It's our good deed to the universe.
Tinfoilhat wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 5:04 pm
I'm having the time of my life!
Now that's just sad.
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:13 pm
by canpakes
Tinfoilhat wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 5:04 pm
Marcus wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 4:35 pm
I should rename you. mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing! That works.
But seriously, dude, you talk to yourself WAY too much. It's not healthy. Plus its boring. Could you come up with a new puppet that isn't so dumb? I'm asking a lot, I know.
What do you mean it's not healthy? I'm laughing my ass off over here


. I'm having the time of my life!
Give me a name for a new sock puppet and I'll think about it. Ohohoh! I wanted a sock puppet with progressive leanings, how bout "Cultural Marxist ", would that be a good sock puppet name, canpakes?
I think you should go with βLin Woodβ. I hear from ajax that heβs a Democrat.
Re: Can't We Do Something about All the Idiotic Progressives?
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 5:18 pm
by Tim Kardashian
Marcus wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 5:10 pm
I thought culty and mikey were one and the same. Wouldn't it be funny if mike-tin-kard-poop-2-bing-culty was just one person? Sad, because you hope they have a job, but they are prob safer here than anywhere else. It's our good deed to the universe.
Tinfoilhat wrote: βTue Nov 23, 2021 5:04 pm
I'm having the time of my life!
Now that's just sad.



I knew that would upset you. Why? Because the progressive beta boys here at the spirit paradise are shooting everything in their arsenal and havenβt been able to slow me down yet. You have any good sock puppets names for me? Also, you do realize Iβm not tryin to hide behind sock puppets, right? Everyone knows! Iβve told everyone who my puppets are. Get a life dude!! Learn how to smile and be happy again. Lifeβs short.