You're flying into Norfolk to spend 3days with family and I guess at some point on CHRISTMAS EVE you planned to announce to your family, "hey guys, grandpa will be right back, I have to head out, I'm fist fighting a roofer I only know from talking to online." C'mon man! That's some funny stuff. Secondly, what probably cracked me up the most, is when you said "let's fight, I'm retired"
. The only person on this planet who can say I'm an old retired guy and I want to fight, and still be taken seriously, is Mike Tyson. Next time you call someone out, don't mention you're retired, you'll seem scarier .So here's what I propose. Whenever you fly in next time give me a shout, I'll treat you to a round of golf at the course of your choice. My favorite course is Sleepy Hole golf course, it's not an upscale course, but it's a really fun course and they know how to take care if the greens. Nicest Greens in town and they roll true. Or if you rather go fishing, I can take you on a kayak trip to the concrete ships at Kiptopeke State Park. There's a row of sunken ships made out of concrete that sit about a1/4 mile off shore. It's an awesome place to paddle to and catch fish.
Also, if you're not familiar with the Norfolk area and want some tips on where to go if you're planning to take your family out to eat or see the town, just PM me. The Christmas lights at the Botanical Garden in Norfolk are awesome and the lights at the oceanfront are great too. If you have grandkids they'll love it. One of my favorite places to eat is also in Norfolk. Texas Day Brazil!! Makes my mouth water thinking about it. If you've never been to a Brazilian Steakhouse, you should try it.
Anyways, this is me sticking my hand out and saying let's be friends. It hurts my heart that the only way you would PM me was because you wanted to end up in the Emergency Room on Christmas Eve.
. I love ya buddy, let's make peace, not war. And thank you for your service to our great country.