A miracle! Female impregnates Female At New Jersey Women's Prison

[Uncle Rico]

I'm going to a neighboring state this morning to pick up a great buddy who lost his leg in a canoeing accident, and I just heard on the radio that a woman impregnated another woman while incarcerated in a New Jersey all women's prison. If this is accurate, it is nothing short of a miracle. Many animals, such as birds and reptiles, undergo parthenogenesis, but this has never happened between two mammals. This is going to be a game-changer in science. Since I'm driving, I haven't looked into the details, but does anyone know how this incredible miracle occurred? Is there anyone here who works in a female only prison and could provide more insight?

Here's a picture of the expectant mother

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[Dr. Shades]

That's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

That's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.

And this, right here, is the how Tweedle Dumb and Dumberer keep the trolling going. Shades, you really are wonderfully detached, in a sort of babe in the woods kinda way.

- Doc

[Dr. Shades]

And this, right here, is the how Tweedle Dumb and Dumberer keep the trolling going. Shades, you really are wonderfully detached, in a sort of babe in the woods kinda way.

??? Please explain.

[Doctor CamNC4Me]

And this, right here, is the how Tweedle Dumb and Dumberer keep the trolling going. Shades, you really are wonderfully detached, in a sort of babe in the woods kinda way.

??? Please explain.

No. Use Google. Return and report.

- Doc

[doubtingthomas]

No. Use Google. Return and report.

- Doc

I am starting to suspect that Shades is AtlanticMike.

[Moksha]

That's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.

You are denying Mike to have an alternative understanding of the human reproductive process and physiology. His variables might include a stork or the mutability of black gametes as a function of the LDS religion. Both are protected under the Trump doctrine of alternate realities and make-believe.

Where are the moderators?

[huckelberry]

No. Use Google. Return and report.

- Doc

I am starting to suspect that Shades is AtlanticMike.

I think that is a genuinely unfair thing to say. You might disagree with some Shades views but seriously. Look I remember that Shades stated appreciation for the hero of Atlas Shrugged. That indicates that he has some conservative views but not all conservatives should be lumped into one type any more than all liberals are the same as some goof ball somebody found to put on you tube.

[dantana]

I am starting to suspect that Shades is AtlanticMike.

I think that is a genuinely unfair thing to say. You might disagree with some Shades views but seriously. Look I remember that Shades stated appreciation for the hero of Atlas Shrugged. That indicates that he has some conservative views but not all conservatives should be lumped into one type any more than all liberals are the same as some goof ball somebody found to put on you tube.

I agree. See, I have developed a bit of a nervous tic every time I endeavor to compose a post for fear that I will misplace an apostrophe, or elide a period. So, if Shades is pretending to write as Mike, he has a lot of self control.

[Dr. Shades]

That's impossible, obviously. It was either a corrupt officer who impregnated her or that prison's visiting protocols are shockingly lackadaisical.

Or maybe a transgender woman.

In that case, the "transition" part of "transgender" wasn't complete. I have a hard time believing the prison staff would allow political correctness to supersede common sense.

His variables might include a stork or the mutability of black gametes as a function of the LDS religion.

There's no such thing as a black gamete.