Who would people think you are

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Who would people think you are

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based on your online searches. I'll go first.

A serial killer. One of my recent searches was severed head in a bucket.
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Some might think I'm a carpenter.

I'm not even close, but I do like looking at tools.

ETA: The thing is, google makes assumptions about who you are based on your searches, so you can basically let google tell you via the ads you receive. Lately, google thinks I'm an e-bike enthusiast simply because I did some e-bike research.
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Exmormon, music afficionado, and Ukraine war lookyloo.

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I will revise based on the replies here.

Clean eating, minimalist, creative, DIYer, traveling, serial killer.

Don't you guys want to know about the stupid mistakes criminals make so you don't have to? It's not like you can just whip out the wood saw from the garage and expect to cut up the body in an hour. Well, you can use the wood saw but you'll be there all night long, then you have to mop up the blood and leave no trace so the Luminol won't pick it up. You can't just wing this stuff. Come on. It's science!
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That seems like a great cover for an actual murderer to hide their research activities.
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Spine researcher, word etymology addict, idiom and old-timey words aficionado.
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:52 pm
I will revise based on the replies here.

Clean eating, minimalist, creative, DIYer, traveling, serial killer.

Don't you guys want to know about the stupid mistakes criminals make so you don't have to? It's not like you can just whip out the wood saw from the garage and expect to cut up the body in an hour. Well, you can use the wood saw but you'll be there all night long, then you have to mop up the blood and leave no trace so the Luminol won't pick it up. You can't just wing this stuff. Come on. It's science!
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Tue Jul 25, 2023 5:52 pm
Don't you guys want to know about the stupid mistakes criminals make so you don't have to?
My wife watches all kind of murder porn so I don't have to.

I have no desire to be a criminal (it seems to make people's lives more stressful, from what I've seen) so I haven't been doing any research toward that end.
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Ukraine, gender dysphoria, cervical spine, Near East travel and politics, sleep studies, German Expressionism, and fiction.

So, an insomniac with a crooked neck, a paintbox, and an iPad full of novels, who vacations in the Middle East, while reading about the politics of Russian aggression and... (hmm, I can't think of how to stereotype the gender dysphoria searches).
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