Kyle Rittenhouse - Jr.HS dropout
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 4:57 pm
https://x.com/DaveHan06/status/1774751376889057282
Did you know Kyle “Cryin’” Rittenhouse was a Junior High School dropout? In fact, he tried getting into the Marines and he failed the ASVAB. The damned ASVAB!
For Dr. Shades: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_S ... de_Battery
David Hancock, who posted the above Twitter post was Rittenhose’s handler during his trial. Excerpts from his Tweet follow:

It should be noted the MAGAt Republicans in Congress are trying to give hime a gold medal:
https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-con ... 7D&r=1&s=2
It should be noted his lawyer stated that Rittenmouse is currently broke. My prediction? He’ll run for Congress. He recently launched this non-profit guns rights grift:
https://www.texastribune.org/2023/08/16 ... oundation/
Anyway. Looks like he pissed off his handler. Lol.
- Doc
Did you know Kyle “Cryin’” Rittenhouse was a Junior High School dropout? In fact, he tried getting into the Marines and he failed the ASVAB. The damned ASVAB!
For Dr. Shades: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_S ... de_Battery
David Hancock, who posted the above Twitter post was Rittenhose’s handler during his trial. Excerpts from his Tweet follow:
Is anyone surprised that Kyle's far-right political handlers ensured this particular detail didn't make it into his book? (See photo)
Regarding his online high school diploma, we had to force him to complete the four years of credits in just ten months, which he did using the "Google machine."
We invested significant effort to craft the image you witnessed during the trial. We outfitted him in new suits, arranged for his haircut every weekend during the trial, and dedicated over 200 hours to prepare him for direct and cross-examination. We employed the world's leading jury consultant and conducted extensive research through three mock trials to identify the ideal jurors and the most effective approach for his testimony.
Transforming a middle school dropout who was “angry at the world” with a history of violence and an unhealthy obsession with guns and killing into a respectable young man with a desire for higher education and a promising future was no easy feat.
It was a meticulously crafted facade, which we sincerely hoped he would grow into. Instead, he squandered a full scholarship to study any subject at any university in the country to become a divisive douchebag and antagonize black Americans on college campuses. Kyle failed to learn a single thing. He remains the same uneducated, arrogant, and antagonistic individual, incapable of telling the truth.
Now, he genuinely believes he is the show pony we created and has surrounded himself with sycophants who fuel his inflated ego because they prioritize their political agenda and Christian Nationalist worldview over his well-being.
Despite my efforts to guide him toward a better path in life, the allure of notoriety triumphed over the prospect of putting in the hard work of pursuing an education. Kyle is ill-equipped to offer advice to young people. I regret my role in shaping him into whatever he has become. If I had known what I know now about Kyle’s history, I wouldn’t have been involved.

It should be noted the MAGAt Republicans in Congress are trying to give hime a gold medal:
https://www.congress.gov/bill/117th-con ... 7D&r=1&s=2
It should be noted his lawyer stated that Rittenmouse is currently broke. My prediction? He’ll run for Congress. He recently launched this non-profit guns rights grift:
https://www.texastribune.org/2023/08/16 ... oundation/
Anyway. Looks like he pissed off his handler. Lol.
- Doc