This is the GOP now.
They can control the weather
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Chap
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Re: They can control the weather
Who are 'they', I wonder? Possibly the satellite-riding Jews with the laser that started forest fires to clear the way for a north-south high speed rail line in California?
Harris and Vance?
The Lizard People?
I think we should be told.
Harris and Vance?
The Lizard People?
I think we should be told.
Maksutov:
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
Mayan Elephant:
Not only have I denounced the Big Lie, I have denounced the Big lie big lie.
That's the problem with this supernatural stuff, it doesn't really solve anything. It's a placeholder for ignorance.
Mayan Elephant:
Not only have I denounced the Big Lie, I have denounced the Big lie big lie.
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Moksha
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Re: They can control the weather
Marjorie Taylor Greene knows that you only need a cauldron, one gallon of chicken stock, an eye of newt, a tongue of crow, and two D-cell batteries. This is an old Georgia backwoods recipe for controlling the weather. It was handed down by Esmerelda Buford-Rosenstock straight to the Greene family.
Cry Heaven and let loose the Penguins of Peace
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Res Ipsa
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Re: They can control the weather
Yeah, the HAARPies are having a field day. https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoolla ... ou-decide/
he/him
we all just have to live through it,
holding each other’s hands.
— Alison Luterman
we all just have to live through it,
holding each other’s hands.
— Alison Luterman
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canpakes
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Re: They can control the weather
C’mon, you know who’s doing this.
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canpakes
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Re: They can control the weather
OK. It’s me. This was a radio-controlled weather event.Res Ipsa wrote: ↑Fri Oct 04, 2024 1:31 pmYeah, the HAARPies are having a field day. https://www.forbes.com/sites/emmawoolla ... ou-decide/
See that button on the front? That’s how I’m doing it.
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Gadianton
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Re: They can control the weather
She hasn't been a Republican very long if she's only figuring this out now.
Social distancing has likely already begun to flatten the curve...Continue to research good antivirals and vaccine candidates. Make everyone wear masks. -- J.D. Vance
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Kishkumen
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Re: They can control the weather
Just another day in today’s GOP.
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Everybody Wang Chung
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Re: They can control the weather
Well, in all fairness, the Jewish people have been changing the weather since Biblical times:
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
Daniel C. Peterson, 2014
Daniel C. Peterson, 2014
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dantana
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Re: They can control the weather
Similar to Lot's dilemma, I've been trying to come up with even one subset category of person who does vote for Trump but doesn't fit into Schmo's four sets. - (ignorant, stupid, belligerent or insane) But then I see that someone like this can be voted into office, and realize my search is futile... But not final.
Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever. - Lee Marvin/Monte Walsh