LTD Widgets
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2025 1:59 pm
DJT, possibly the most unqualified human on the planet to be sticking his finger in any machines, in an effort to be all - Murica first, bring back jobs/manufacturing - sticks his finger in the machine, by imposing tariffs on Chinese widgets. The idea being that that will raise consumer prices on Chinese products and make better quality, but more expensive American products more competitive.
Junior Busby, not-so-savvy entrepreneur from Flatfoot Idaho decides to go all in on LTD Widgets. He borrows some money, buys some land, builds a shop and hires all the rrrwhite people. (at $40 per hr. since there is no cheap labor avail.) About the time his first widget rolls off the line - a new administration is in place, pulls Don's detached finger from the machine, and removes the widget tariffs.
Bye bye LTD Widgets.
Scenario #2: Sum Yung Guy, Ceo of the Chinese Co. Shanghai Widgets figures out a way to add even more Panda crap to the widget mix thereby making them cheaper to sell down at the strip-mall at ST Rat-bi's. (stuff that resembles actualusable things - but isn't)
Bye bye LTD Widgets.
Scenario #3: Sum Yung Guy, smuggles Ling Ling into Trump tower for Don Jr. to go all safari on. In an unusual coincidence Don Sr. drops tariffs on Chinese widgets that very day.
Bye bye LTD Widgets.
Junior Busby, not-so-savvy entrepreneur from Flatfoot Idaho decides to go all in on LTD Widgets. He borrows some money, buys some land, builds a shop and hires all the rrrwhite people. (at $40 per hr. since there is no cheap labor avail.) About the time his first widget rolls off the line - a new administration is in place, pulls Don's detached finger from the machine, and removes the widget tariffs.
Bye bye LTD Widgets.
Scenario #2: Sum Yung Guy, Ceo of the Chinese Co. Shanghai Widgets figures out a way to add even more Panda crap to the widget mix thereby making them cheaper to sell down at the strip-mall at ST Rat-bi's. (stuff that resembles actualusable things - but isn't)
Bye bye LTD Widgets.
Scenario #3: Sum Yung Guy, smuggles Ling Ling into Trump tower for Don Jr. to go all safari on. In an unusual coincidence Don Sr. drops tariffs on Chinese widgets that very day.
Bye bye LTD Widgets.