I might be my nephew's dad

[Nomomo]

I might be my nephew's dad. What is the best way to find out?

[Jersey Girl]

Paternity DNA test, Nomomo.

[Hound of Heaven]

I might be my nephew's dad. What is the best way to find out?

Why not simply inquire with your sister whether you were the only person she has had sex with nine months prior to your nephew's birth? If not, consider taking a paternity test.

[Dr. Shades]

I might be my nephew's dad. What is the best way to find out?

Why not simply inquire with your sister whether you were the only person she has had sex with nine months prior to your nephew's birth? If not, consider taking a paternity test.

I concur with Hound of Heaven. Take his advice, Nomomo.

[canpakes]

Why not simply inquire with your sister whether you were the only person she has had sex with nine months prior to your nephew's birth? If not, consider taking a paternity test.

I concur with Hound of Heaven. Take his advice, Nomomo.

Yes. Don’t force the Mom to have to sell her Tesla.

[Dr. Shades]

I concur with Hound of Heaven. Take his advice, Nomomo.

Yes. Don’t force the Mom to have to sell her Tesla.

Either way, Thanksgiving with the Nomomo clan is going to be VERY awkward from now on.

[canpakes]

Yes. Don’t force the Mom to have to sell her Tesla.

Either way, Thanksgiving with the Nomomo clan is going to be VERY awkward from now on.

But the Christmas present list may have whittled down by one. That’s helpful.

[Dr. Shades]

Either way, Thanksgiving with the Nomomo clan is going to be VERY awkward from now on.

But the Christmas present list may have whittled down by one. That’s helpful.

Actually, it’s even better than that: The Christmas list may be whittled down by TWO, since the child will only have one set of grandparents.

[Chap]

I might be my nephew's dad. What is the best way to find out?

Without knowing your situation at all, please excuse me asking whether you have considered the possibility that it might be better for all concerned if you simply did not pursue this matter, and left this young's man's paternity unquestioned? I understand that things may be past the stage where this is possible.

[dantana]

I might be my nephew's dad. What is the best way to find out?

Why not simply inquire with your sister whether...

My first instinct was to assume Nomomo was referring to his sis-in-law and that this was an HoH japing.