Elder Andersen's false prophecy to the people of Puerto Rico

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Shulem » Tue Aug 06, 2019 12:48 pm



Hey kids, you too can get a Mormon witness just like punk Andersen got his!

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Shulem » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:03 pm

Deaf, dumb, and blind Andersen -- selling steamy turds to the poor members of Puerto Rico just months prior to a storm that literally devastates the island and throws it into utter chaos. He tells the missionaries to double their contacts in order to increase baptisms. He tells the members that things are bright and are going to get better. Andersen was wrong. The evil spirit speaking out of his guile filled lips was wrong. The young man pictured to the right must be pretty disappointed to learn that Andersen failed to foresee the future and that the spooky ghost coming out of his mouth was foul.



I rebuke you, Andersen! And your foolish wife too!

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Shulem » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:19 pm

For the record, as of right now, 10/28/17, these are the numbers at LDS.org for Poorto Rico.

5 Stakes
29 Wards, 12 Branches

Let us see how these numbers shrink in the coming year thanks to the apostolic blessings left by elder Andersen on the poor suffering saints of Poorto Rico. In the meantime, the well to do saints in Utah will continue to enjoy all the temporal blessings in life including turkey and stuffing during the Thanksgiving holiday. But the saints in Poorto Rico get canned tuna for their dinner, if they're lucky.

The numbers on the church website show a loss of just two wards.

23,306 Total Church Membership
5 Stakes
27 Wards
12 Branches

I'm confident these numbers will continue to slide

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Shulem » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:56 am

Miracles are not always so immediate. At times we thoughtfully wonder why the miracle we have so earnestly prayed for does not happen here and now. But as we trust in the Savior, promised miracles will occur. Whether in this life or the next, all will be made right.

This nut-job of an apostle is promising the members of the church that they will get their miracles but it might have to wait till the next life! What a con!

Hey, Andersen, shut the hell up! You faker. You wouldn't know what a real miracle is if it hit you smack on the side of your head. You're a piece of work selling garbage to your followers. You, elder Andersen, are a conman. Miracles my ass! You're so full of it. Only weak minded and lost souls are actually going to believe your silly testimony. They deserve what they get -- a whole-lotta nothing.

Pay your tithes you silly Mormons. The church needs the money. Elder Andersen needs the money to preach garbage and keep weak minded fools duped.

Disgusting man.

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Shulem » Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:06 am




I'd love to give elder Andersen an earful about Joseph Smith's con job in producing the Book of Abraham. I wonder if this piece of crap Mormon apostle knows anything about how the Book of Abraham came to be?

You, Neil L Andersen, are wacko just like Joseph Smith and the wacko people that followed him.

You, Andersen, are a liar for the Lord. You're a bad man in my book. You haven't an honest bone in your body and your lips speak nothing but guile. Evil man!

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Shulem » Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:02 pm

Elder Andersen needs to get his sorry ass back to poor Puerto Rico and help out a little. You'd think this would be a great opportunity for the "We are not a wealthy people" to cut a check from their 100 billion+ account to assist these poor people that Jehovah keeps torturing. The Puerto Rican's don't need a temple to perform stupid Masonic rituals for dead people -- they need food, water, and supplies!

NBC News link:

6.4 quake strikes Puerto Rico, killing at least 1 amid heavy seismic activity "We've never been exposed to this kind of emergency in 102 years,"said the governor as the island grapples with ongoing aftershocks and assesses the damage.

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Andersen is a liar for the Lord with a smirky smile. He pretends to be a prophet, seer, and revelator but he's nothing more than a charlatan having no special gifts. Andersen can't prophesy, can't see the future, and his revelations are nothing more than regurgitated statements made by earlier leaders who pretended to be prophets.

NelSatan is more of the same -- a fake, a phony, and a false prophet, running a church that is falling apart at the seams.

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Situation remains seismic and ‘desperate’ for Latter-day Saints in southern Puerto Rico

Not a penny of the $100 Billion will go to Puerto Rico!

It's Jesus's money. Those people can suffer.

Just say "NO" to Puerto Rico, President NelSatan! Keep your 100 billion safe for Jesus' sake.

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In May 2017, the Natural Resources Defense Council reported that Puerto Rico's water system was the worst as measured by the Clean Water Act. 70% of the population drank water that violated U.S. law.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puerto_Ri ... _and_Maria

I’m guessing the Church could fix the water purity issue in Puerto Rico for the cost of less than one years interest on $100 billion. The Church will spend exponentially more on renovating the Salt Lake Temple than it will on alleviating suffering in Puerto Rico. By their actions...something something something...

I thought of that but they won't. Yellow hands on t-shirts and donations to the Humanitarian Fund is all those poor suffering people in Puerto Rico are going to get. The White Men who lead the Church don't give a damn about those people. They can suffer. After all, it's God's will that they suffer because that's why he sent the hurricane and the earthquakes in the first place. It would be wrong for the church to intervene when God wants them to suffer.

Save the $100 billion for Jesus' coming. Greedy Jesus needs the money for his coming back party.

If and when Jesus comes back, the first thing he’ll do is cast the money hoarders out of His Church.

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Shulem states that Jesus is dead and, therefore, is not coming back. I believe he's right. Many early Saints were certain Jesus would return in their lifetimes. They were miainformed just as today's faithful are misinformed. All the horrors and atrocities this earth has experienced
since Jesuis' death would, one would suppose, cause Jesus to return to purify the earth. The Holocaust alone should been sufficient; ofcouse, it wasn't. Humankind wants to embrace the dream, to believe in a savior. Alas, he does not exist. End of story.