Elder Andersen's false prophecy to the people of Puerto Rico

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Re: Elder Andersen's false prophecy to the people of Puerto Rico

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Spectator80 wrote: ↑
Mon May 30, 2022 1:17 am
Shulem states that Jesus is dead and, therefore, is not coming back. I believe he's right. Many early Saints were certain Jesus would return in their lifetimes.

If the planet survives and Mormonism is around 500 years from now, the name of the Church or organization it mutates into will be changed. The so-called "Latter-days" will be stricken from the record. And this man will ever be remembered for the LIAR he is.

LIAR FOR THE LORD:

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Tropical Storm Fiona in the Caribbean, Sept. 17, 2022.

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Entire island of Puerto Rico loses power as Hurricane Fiona approaches
Fiona strengthened to a Category 1 hurricane on Sunday.

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Buckle up ye Puerto Ricans! The Lord is blessing you again!!

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The CURSE of elder Andersen strikes again!

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CBS NEWS August 7, 2026

Hundreds of thousands of people in Puerto Rico wake up with no running water as rationing begins: "It's brutal"

In San Juan, July was the driest month in more than 120 years and the second hottest on record. According to the U.S. Drought Monitor, about 36% of Puerto Rico is facing a severe drought, and another 32% is in a moderate drought.

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Re: Statistical update

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Shulem wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:55 am
Shulem » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:19 pm

23,306 Total Church Membership
5 Stakes
27 Wards
12 Branches

The Church in Puerto Rico (2026)

26,947 Total Church Membership
5 Stakes
27 Wards
11 Branches

So, there is an increase of 3,641 members and a decrease of one branch.

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Re: Statistical update

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Shulem wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 07, 2026 9:26 pm
Shulem wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 07, 2020 3:55 am
Shulem » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:19 pm

23,306 Total Church Membership
5 Stakes
27 Wards
12 Branches

The Church in Puerto Rico (2026)

26,947 Total Church Membership
5 Stakes
27 Wards
11 Branches

So, there is an increase of 3,641 members and a decrease of one branch.

huh
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It's as if increases in total membership numbers don't correlate with increases in the amount of members that show up on any given Sunday...
Premise 1. Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.
Premise 2. The best evidence for the Book of Mormon is eyewitness testimony.
Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
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