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_Mr. Coffee
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Jersey Girl wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:
Blixa wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:Well, excuse my crudeness but maybe you guys should stop thinking with your relevant body part and see that the woman in the avatar could have easily been up on her toes to kiss the guy.


That was what I assumed was happening!



Last time I checked, when you stood on your tip toes you went up instead of down...


Unless you're looking at an image post-kiss.

Duh.



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Mr. Coffee wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:
Blixa wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:Well, excuse my crudeness but maybe you guys should stop thinking with your relevant body part and see that the woman in the avatar could have easily been up on her toes to kiss the guy.


That was what I assumed was happening!



Last time I checked, when you stood on your tip toes you went up instead of down...


Unless you're looking at an image post-kiss.

Duh.



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Not. That is seriously what I thought it was (a kiss) and I have as dirty a mind as you or anyone else on the board.

So there.

by the way...thanks for the knife advice. That's actually the same as what my brother the cop says. What do you think about a Spyderco Harpy?
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Blixa wrote:by the way...thanks for the knife advice.


No charge. Happy to offer advice on tools of the trade.


Blixa wrote: What do you think about a Spyderco Harpy?


Spyderco makes some nice baldes, and they certainly aren't near as expensive as Emerson's wares. But I've had Spyerco's fail on me in the past. Never had an Emerson fail. Hell, I've never even heard of one failing.

As far as qualty goes, in order from best to not so best for folders:

1. Emerson

2. Benchmade

3. Colombia River Knife & Tool (CRKT)

4. Spyderco

For Fixed Blade, it's either SOG Knives, Randal, Ka-Bar, and Gerber in that order.
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Blixa wrote: Not. That is seriously what I thought it was (a kiss) and I have as dirty a mind as you or anyone else on the board.

So there.


I'll make no bones (no pun intended) about the fact that I have as dirty a mind as anyone on this board (because there is no stick in my ass which prevents me from appreciating vulgarity now and then), but I too thought it was a kiss. Now I have to go find another Bond post and see what people are talking about...
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Some Schmo wrote:
Blixa wrote: Not. That is seriously what I thought it was (a kiss) and I have as dirty a mind as you or anyone else on the board.

So there.


I'll make no bones (no pun intended) about the fact that I have as dirty a mind as anyone on this board (because there is no stick in my ass which prevents me from appreciating vulgarity now and then), but I too thought it was a kiss. Now I have to go find another Bond post and see what people are talking about...


I just found it and... Holy crap, that's funny! Amazing what pre-conceived notions will do to your perception.
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Some Schmo wrote:
Blixa wrote: Not. That is seriously what I thought it was (a kiss) and I have as dirty a mind as you or anyone else on the board.

So there.


I'll make no bones (no pun intended) about the fact that I have as dirty a mind as anyone on this board (because there is no stick in my ass which prevents me from appreciating vulgarity now and then), but I too thought it was a kiss. Now I have to go find another Bond post and see what people are talking about...


I don't see any animation and I thought maybe Bond had gone and gotten himself engaged. Of course, my mind is as pure as the driven snow.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:
Blixa wrote:by the way...thanks for the knife advice.


No charge. Happy to offer advice on tools of the trade.


Blixa wrote: What do you think about a Spyderco Harpy?


Spyderco makes some nice baldes, and they certainly aren't near as expensive as Emerson's wares. But I've had Spyerco's fail on me in the past. Never had an Emerson fail. Hell, I've never even heard of one failing.

As far as qualty goes, in order from best to not so best for folders:

1. Emerson

2. Benchmade

3. Colombia River Knife & Tool (CRKT)

4. Spyderco

For Fixed Blade, it's either SOG Knives, Randal, Ka-Bar, and Gerber in that order.


I admit it. I'm drawn to the Harpy for style and literary reasons. But I guess its more of a slasher than a stabber and if I'm buying I need a good all purpose knife to carry whle hiking and camping, too.
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Blixa wrote:I admit it. I'm drawn to the Harpy for style and literary reasons. But I guess its more of a slasher than a stabber and if I'm buying I need a good all purpose knife to carry whle hiking and camping, too.


I've never been a big fan of "hawkbill" style blades for practical and asthetic reasons. As a self defense knife, the design of the blade will make it prone to sticking or lodging in the target. That's bad as if the blade gets stuck it could result in the knife getting yanked out of your hand. Bad for weapon retention. Also, as a fighting knife, the design is very awkward for thrusting or even for slashing as the point is way off axis from the the line of the forearm for thrusts and the point will tend to dig in for slashing, preventing a solid draw cut (Aslo the reason why it'll tend to stick).

For general utility purposes, I suppose it'll work.

Aslo, the damned thing is eighty shades of ugly.


Now, if you're looking for a general use knife, you're best bet is something from CRKT. CRKT makes some very high quality blades and very reasonable prices (at least compared to Emerson). Emersons, while the best, are expensive as all hell. If you accidently misplace a CRKT you're out maybe $100. You loose an Emerson and you're out a couple hundred or more.

I've been handling and working with weapons for so long that wepaons retention and awareness are second nature to me. I've gotten myself to the point where I just don't feel quite right unarmed, so I've gotten to where I'm always aware of where my weapons are at all times. The newbie, be it carrying a gun or a knife, as strange as it sounds, will sometimes forget themselves and saet a weapon down, get distracted, and completely forget where they set their weapon down at.

So for the beginner, I recommend starting off with the less expensive stuff. That way, when you loose it, and believe me, eventually you WILL loose it, you don't feel so bad.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:As far as qualty goes, in order from best to not so best for folders:

1. Emerson

2. Benchmade

3. Colombia River Knife & Tool (CRKT)

4. Spyderco


I don't know jack about knives, but my best friend is an engineer for Benchmade.
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The Dude wrote:
Mr. Coffee wrote:As far as qualty goes, in order from best to not so best for folders:

1. Emerson

2. Benchmade

3. Colombia River Knife & Tool (CRKT)

4. Spyderco


I don't know jack about knives, but my best friend is an engineer for Benchmade.


See if he can get you a discount on some toys then. They make good stuff.
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