The queen's rear end.

[_Imwashingmypirate]

My brother for some odd reason just contemplated the idea of kissing the queens ass. He decribed that it would be like having a cold sore all cracked and wrinkly. The queens ass is equivalent to an early morning coldsore, you know, squenched up as if your gonnae give someone a good auld kiss and add a bit o' chocolate and an it'll be like a bit o' shite.

Jeez That's a nightmare and a half.