Epic Mormonism Live on Rosebud Accusations

[jpatterson]

Well it would help if John would stop deleting the word "baseless" from his posts where he addressed allegations.

Deflection

Says the guy who recorded and posted a two hour deflection on his own podcast.

[Kishkumen]

Says the guy who recorded and posted a two hour deflection on his own podcast.

Deflection.

[Dr Moore]

So, to me, accountability would be John using the exact same platform he has for years used (his podcast) to make blanket denials, and come out and take public accountability for the fact that he has made serious errors in judgement, not only in his professional behavior with Open Stories Foundation, but in seeking to cover up that behavior and blame the Church for trying to smear him.

Let's just keep this up front. JP says that if John will admit to *something* on his podcast, then that constitutes accountability. It should be over with that. Now, if JP or Rosebud will just state what, exactly, they're asking John to say, then maybe all of the cryptic allusions can end and closure can at last be found.

@JPatterson. Still waiting.

[Dr Moore]

What
Does
Rosebud
Want
???

[consiglieri]

My vote is to have all of the people going around stirring up trouble for their own selfish or vindictive reasons lose internet access for a decade.

Isn’t that what started this whole mess?

[Kishkumen]

Isn’t that what started this whole mess?

Half measures last time.

[consiglieri]

at least JP has FINALLY told us what Rosebud wants, which is some kind of public apology.

Yeah, never said that.

So what does Rosebud want to make things right?

You have reneged on your public statement idea.

Is it money?

Is it jewelry?

Is it a pound of flesh?

Does she still want a relationship with John?

What will make this madness end, Patterson?

Please tell us!

I am dying to know!

[Rivendale]

My vote is to have all of the people going around stirring up trouble for their own selfish or vindictive reasons lose internet access for a decade.

Isn’t that what started this whole mess?

No. My best guess is focused on the textbook definition of natural selection.

[honorentheos]

Wait...what? Now we are saying John propositioned her by asking, "Hey toots, you wanna engage in an affair wherein I have all the power and control, and you get nothing but minimal access to beg me for periodic attention? "

"yessir. I can't wait. Do you wanna do it? " Her conniving mind on the side, "Maybe I can use him to build my ex-Mormon group resume...this is perfect."

I think we need more information, but, I would definitely want to ask JD and Rosebud about the "go away" agreement. JD said or intimated that it was made early in the arrangement. Here is the dialogue I might use on the upcoming fictional play I'm writing.

The working title is "Rosebud, where are my pants?"

Scene One (at the conference post mingle):

Rosebud: "I'm a big fan JD. Your much taller than I realized."
JD: "Thanks" as he eyes her up and down, "What's your name?"
Rosebud: "Redacted, and you better not dox me mother idiot or else."
JD: not paying attention as he eyes some other ladies at the conference ...."wait, what?"
Rosebud: "Nothing, so, I have some ideas about Facebook ......"

Scene Two (in a semi private area outside of earshot of JD's wife who has a Madonna like light shining on her at all times):

JD: "Listen, I'll mess around with you, but if you “F” up my crap, then adios bitch!"
Rosebud: "Ok, just being close to you is enough for me. What do you think of putting together Facebook pages? Let me do that (as Rosebud puts her hand in a certain secret place) and I get the feeling some of the board members are sabotaging you."
JD: "Yeah, whatever you want. Keep going ....."

Some months later .....

Rosebud: "Let's fire the board and rule ex-mormonville forever ....."
JD: "Fire the board? What kind of crap is that? Babe, it was over like two weeks ago. You can't get the hint. I told you if you “F” up my crap here you need to get the “F” out ....."
Rosebud: I won't be ignored here ..... I'm gonna tell your wife ..... where is your daughter's rabbit?

Excellent.

[Lem]

At this rate the owner of the board will have to award it to Rosebud to avoid a sexual harassment beef.

Why is that?