Mike Pence Speaks After Being Announced Trump VP

[_Jersey Girl]

My weapon of choice. They'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands. Plus, ammo is cheap.

Ok, a little off topic but did you see the Big Bang Theory episode where one character (acting as student) shot a spitball into the mouth of another character (acting as prof) during a particularly trying lecture?? LMAO.

I didn't think spitballs were considered deadly weapons, but according to Sheldon, they are.

I'm ethically opposed to spitballs as a weapon. They aren't environmentally sound. Obviously, Quasi doesn't care about clear cutting and logging out our forests or even the planet.

[_Quasimodo]

My weapon of choice. They'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands. Plus, ammo is cheap.

Ok, a little off topic but did you see the Big Bang Theory episode where one character (acting as student) shot a spitball into the mouth of another character (acting as prof) during a particularly trying lecture?? LMAO.

I didn't think spitballs were considered deadly weapons, but according to Sheldon, they are.

No, I didn't see it, but you make me wish I did.

[_Quasimodo]

I'm ethically opposed to spitballs as a weapon. They aren't environmentally sound. Obviously, Quasi doesn't care about clear cutting and logging out our forests or even the planet.

Nuke the whales!

I'm planning a trip to Northeast Canada to spitball baby Harp Seals.

Splat! Right between the eyes.

[_Lemmie]

I'm ethically opposed to spitballs as a weapon. They aren't environmentally sound. Obviously, Quasi doesn't care about clear cutting and logging out our forests or even the planet.

Nuke the whales!

I'm planning a trip to Northeast Canada to spitball baby Harp Seals.

Splat! Right between the eyes.

Quasi, those spitballs had better be recyclable. You are NOT going to leave a mess up there or you will be in serious trouble!

[_Quasimodo]

Quasi, those spitballs had better be recyclable. You are NOT going to leave a mess up there or you will be in serious trouble!

Nope, I'm not picking up spent rounds. Not only that, but I'm only going to use paper made from endangered species of trees.

[_Lemmie]

Quasi, those spitballs had better be recyclable. You are NOT going to leave a mess up there or you will be in serious trouble!

Nope, I'm not picking up spent rounds. Not only that, but I'm only going to use paper made from endangered species of trees.

Be sure to wet your whistle with non-biodegradable plastic bottles of un-natural spring water that came out of some entrepreneur's tap.

You're in a mood today, Quasi, what's up?!!

[_Quasimodo]

Be sure to wet your whistle with non-biodegradable plastic bottles of un-natural spring water that came out of some entrepreneur's tap.

You're in a mood today, Quasi, what's up?!!

Just having a little fun with Jersey Girl and now you since you have joined in.

This place gets a little heavy sometimes and it's nice to have a little light, humorous banter now and then. My apologies for the derail, but I think the thread was already going that way before I started.

To give you an idea how silly I was being, I'm the guy who's wife teases him about catching spiders in the house on a sheet of paper (biodegradable) and sets them free outside instead of killing them.

[_Lemmie]

Just having a little fun with Jersey Girl and now you since you have joined in.

I'm up for that, carry on!!!

This place gets a little heavy sometimes and it's nice to have a little light, humorous banter now and then. My apologies for the derail, but I think the thread was already going that way before I started.

It was, it was!!! No worries.......

To give you an idea how silly I was being, I'm the guy who's wife teases him about catching spiders in the house on a sheet of paper (biodegradable) and sets them free outside instead of killing them.

You remind me of my husband. I will NEVER forget the image of him running down our sidewalk and wrestling a stray cat to the ground who had one of our beloved cardinals in his mouth. There was a wild and crazy puff of dozens of red feathers, a blur of human, cat and bird, with the upshot that a live (but very plucked!) cardinal escaped to a nearby tree, an extremely shocked cat tore up the street like his tail was on fire, and my husband returned to our house with a sheepish grin on his face.

I was never more in love with him than at that moment! So carry on, Quasi, carry on. I'm sure your wife feels the same.

(P.s. the cardinal stuck around for years, eventually growing back his beautiful red feathers.)

[_EAllusion]

I can't compete with the ex-military posters here in terms of gun experience, but I do very occasionally shoot at a gun range for fun. I've fired the weapons ldsfaqs mentioned plenty of times and it has never caused me "massive pain." It seems like you're doing it wrong if that's the result. That or your body is 95% peanut brittle.

[_Jersey Girl]

I can't compete with the ex-military posters here in terms of gun experience, but I do very occasionally shoot at a gun range for fun. I've fired the weapons ldsfaqs mentioned plenty of times and it has never caused me "massive pain." It seems like you're doing it wrong if that's the result. That or your body is 95% peanut brittle.

You really need to stop talking about people's bodies like they're made of candy. It gives off a creeper vibe.