Brothers and sisters, we are truly living in the prophesied latter days! If you’ve been doubting that the Second Coming is near, consider this your wake-up call. It’s time to prepare and get your food storage up to date.
The Mormon apologist channel, Rise Zion reports:
But here’s where things get even more fascinating:
I initially heard from Troy at The Last Dispensation channel that Apostles have been asking Stake and Ward leaders to prepare their congregations for the Second Coming. Troy recently reached out to me, confirming this isn’t just a rumor—it’s real. He even provided me with compelling evidence in the form of a video from a sacred meeting presided over by an Apostle.
I don't know about you, but if Troy (whoever that might be) can't be trusted, then I don't know who can.
Tithing must be down, time to put the fear of God into the remaining members.
I wonder if the Big 15 have contemplated starting a 24/7 Church news channel to instill and cultivate fear in the members (and public who might tune in) to get tithing up, sort of like Fox News does for the conservatives and MSNBC does for liberals in America. Bill O'Reilly could convert and have a 7pm prime time slot every night.
"Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving god, while this same God drowned infants in their cribs." Sam Harris
Tithing must be down, time to put the fear of God into the remaining members.
I wonder if the Big 15 have contemplated starting a 24/7 Church news channel to instill and cultivate fear in the members (and public who might tune in) to get tithing up, sort of like Fox News does for the conservatives and MSNBC does for liberals in America. Bill O'Reilly could convert and have a 7pm prime time slot every night.
Brothers and sisters, we are truly living in the prophesied latter days! If you’ve been doubting that the Second Coming is near, consider this your wake-up call. It’s time to prepare and get your food storage up to date.
The Mormon apologist channel, Rise Zion reports:
But here’s where things get even more fascinating:
I initially heard from Troy at The Last Dispensation channel that Apostles have been asking Stake and Ward leaders to prepare their congregations for the Second Coming. Troy recently reached out to me, confirming this isn’t just a rumor—it’s real. He even provided me with compelling evidence in the form of a video from a sacred meeting presided over by an Apostle.
I don't know about you, but if Troy (whoever that might be) can't be trusted, then I don't know who can.
What's wrong with these people? The Church has been tasking members to prepare for the Second Coming since the early 80's. But maybe this year's the year...
Premise 1. Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.
Premise 2. The best evidence for the Book of Mormon is eyewitness testimony.
Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
He even provided me with compelling evidence in the form of a video from a sacred meeting presided over by an Apostle.
But he doesn't actually show the video he was provided. Typical.
You can only watch it with spiritual eyes...
Premise 1. Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable.
Premise 2. The best evidence for the Book of Mormon is eyewitness testimony.
Conclusion. Therefore, the best evidence for the Book of Mormon is notoriously unreliable.
