OK bishop Shulem, I confess I have touched myself daily. But man when I gotta pee, I gotta touchy, touchy....... and I have always guided the stream away from my hands so I have never contaminated myself with that evil urine from my body of sin which Heavenly Father made for me in this way, so I feel pure and clean.Shulem
Keeping yourself morally clean? How about you, Philo? Have you been keeping yourself morally clean? (no touchy!)

P.S. I have reduced my porn watching to a mere 34 hours a week for this last month, giving me a HUGE spiritual boost over those other apostates who indulge in the totally heinous amount of time of 40 hours! So my spirituality is improving now! I am not nearly as evil as those full time porn watchers are, so Heavenly Father is very pleased with my progress. It's the same reason why atheist mass murderers are soooooooo much more evil than those righteous Christian Cruscaders who slaughtered, massacred, and murdered only tens of thousands instead of millions! The Lord is pleased with the greater righteousness of his lesser evil followers.