A holiday travel tale of Southwest woe

[Marcus]

What would they have done had you not told them that?

So. freaking. predictable.

Completely.

[Jersey Girl]

So. freaking. predictable.

So, we can infer that they told you their plans to totally rip the flight attendants a new one—in the most Jersey way possible, I imagine—but only desisted because you instructed them not to?

KMB

“Kiss Me Boy?” Thanks, but wouldn’t “J.B.” object?

Get. Away from me.

[Dr. Shades]

So. freaking. predictable.

Completely.

Yeah, because God forbid we simply answer the question. That’s just too incredibly difficult.

[Marcus]

Completely.

Yeah, because God forbid we simply answer the question. That’s just too incredibly difficult.

By all means, simply answer questions. It would be a refreshing change.

[Dr. Shades]

Yeah, because God forbid we simply answer the question. That’s just too incredibly difficult.

By all means, simply answer questions. It would be a refreshing change.

You hear that, Jersey Girl?

[Marcus]

By all means, simply answer questions. It would be a refreshing change.

You hear that, Jersey Girl?

Lol. That was for you, shades. You are notoriously bad at answering direct questìons.

[Dr. Shades]

Lol. That was for you, shades. You are notoriously bad at answering direct questìons.

I disagree. Pick me out a question at random that I was directly asked but didn’t answer.

Questions I didn’t actually see don’t count.

[Jersey Girl]

Lol. That was for you, shades. You are notoriously bad at answering direct questìons.

I disagree. Pick me out a question at random that I was directly asked but didn’t answer.

Questions I didn’t actually see don’t count.

Pick out another thread.

[Moksha]

Travelers compensation for 5 hr delays or more?

Apparently, the SouthWest scheduling system was so mired that pilots ended up sleeping in airports next to the passengers.

[Res Ipsa]

Southwest's scheduling system melted down (software/hardware failure) and they had to try to operate without computers. No fun.