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Shulem
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:14 am
Jesus is dying to save you if you'll just let him out!
I am Jesus Christ the Spring of the world!
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:15 am
I'll forgive your sins. No matter how bad!
Your true Jew friend
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:18 am
It's God's holy absorption sign made manifest.
Just add water!
WARNING, not intended for feminine hygiene
Shulem
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Shulem
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:20 am
Behold, it came to pass that Mary grew uneasy and troubled Joseph continuously. Therefore, Joseph, seeing he was no longer able to prevail, decided to hang it up.
Sorry, Christmas is cancelled!
Shulem
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Shulem
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:21 am
The Miracle Jesus Action Figure!
1. Glow-in-the-dark HANDS!
2. Feed 5,000 miniature people (Bread & Fish Included!)
3. Turn water into wine (Wine sold separately)
Fun for all ages
You can make the Bible come true!
Shulem
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:22 am
It's the latest and greatest Jesus Christ Action Figure:
Fun for the prophet. Fun for the Pope.
You can have fun too!
Worship me, I'm Jesus, king of the Jews.
Shulem
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:23 am
The AMAZING Jesus Christ Action Figure:
click the link
--- Jesus Christ Action Figure ---
1. Water into wine action!
2. The ability to walk on water!
3. Feed an entire village with just 2 slices of bread!
Thank you, Jesus
Shulem
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by Shulem » Sun Nov 08, 2020 5:24 am
Drunken Jesus knows how to party!
"Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast. And they bare it. When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine . . . . well drunk "