Pahoran scores high points!

[_Jersey Girl]

Hey Folks,

I have to say that Pahoran scores hight points with the Jersey Girl for having the chutzpah to post on this board. It is good to see him tangling with the masses here. Just goes to show you that even Chapel Mormon's can appreciate free speech! ;-P

Jersey Girl

[_Henry Jacobs]

This Pahoran and the FAIRBoard Pahoran don't even seem like the same person. The Pahoran who posts here has a modicum of decency.

There must be something about having an affectionate audience at FAIR that brings out the worst in some people.

[_Dr. Shades]

What makes you think Pahoran is a Chapel Mormon?

[_Jersey Girl]

What makes you think Pahoran is a Chapel Mormon?

Because he used to sign off as a Chapel Mormon? Am I mistaken about that?

Jersey Girl

[_Dr. Shades]

Because he used to sign off as a Chapel Mormon? Am I mistaken about that?

I can sign off as a Hindu reformist, but that doesn't make me one. Likewise, Pahoran holds that only isolated, odd-man-out, misinformed Mormons ever believed that the Lamanites were the principal ancestors of the American Indians. I recall he also believes Noah's flood was localized--both quite clear indicators of an Internet Mormon.

[_Runtu]

Because he used to sign off as a Chapel Mormon? Am I mistaken about that?

I can sign off as a Hindu reformist, but that doesn't make me one. Likewise, Pahoran holds that only isolated, odd-man-out, misinformed Mormons ever believed that the Lamanites were the principal ancestors of the American Indians. I recall he also believes Noah's flood was localized--both quite clear indicators of an Internet Mormon.

I used to be an Internet Mormon, pretty much, even though I denied to Dr. Shades that I was or that such Mormons even existed. I don't know a single Internet Mormon who would admit to being one.

[_Dr. Shades]

I don't know a single Internet Mormon who would admit to being one.

Nor do I. I suspect that it's probably because they know the "right" answers--the Chapel Mormon answers--when their feet are held to the fire.

[_Jersey Girl]

Because he used to sign off as a Chapel Mormon? Am I mistaken about that?

I can sign off as a Hindu reformist, but that doesn't make me one. Likewise, Pahoran holds that only isolated, odd-man-out, misinformed Mormons ever believed that the Lamanites were the principal ancestors of the American Indians. I recall he also believes Noah's flood was localized--both quite clear indicators of an Internet Mormon.

If I am mistaken, I hope that Pahoran will correct me.

Jersey Girl
(Catholic Nun)

[_Pahoran]

What makes you think Pahoran is a Chapel Mormon?

How about--because that's the only kind there are?

Chapel Mormon: a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints who attends church in a chapel. Example: Pahoran.
Internet Mormon: a non-member who pretends to be a Mormon for the purposes of bashing the Church on the Internet. Example: Mister Scratch.

Regards,
Pahoran

[_Pahoran]

Because he used to sign off as a Chapel Mormon? Am I mistaken about that?

I can sign off as a Hindu reformist, but that doesn't make me one. Likewise, Pahoran holds that only isolated, odd-man-out, misinformed Mormons ever believed that the Lamanites were the principal ancestors of the American Indians.

Really? I hold that?

I recall he also believes Noah's flood was localized--both quite clear indicators of an Internet Mormon.

Shades, Shades, Shades.

Here, your fawning little acolytes and "lap-dogs" may mindlessly and unquestioningly accept your idiotic, artificial and purely ad hoc categories, invented for the sole purpose of polemical pidgeon-holing, but nobody with any intelligence does.

Regards,
Pahoran