You Don't Mess Around With Cog

[_Coggins7]

Liberals got their Dialog
Fundies got their tents
and Momondiscussion got Coggins7
You know some say he's heaven sent
Ya, he's a TBM big as MGM
But he's a warm little fuzzball too
And when the exmos all get together to fight
He's like Clyde Beatty at the zoo, and they say

You don't tug Liberace's cape
You don't poop in the fog
You don't tell Godzilla to stay off the grass
And you don't mess around with Cog

Well down from the north he came one day
He said" exmos are my game"
"I got Mormon Doctrine and Doctrines of Salvation
and I'm lookin' for a claim to fame
And I'm lookin' for a cat named Shady
runs a forum on the Internet that's pretty slick
You know they bash all the GAs and the Temple and the fast days
And I come to take 'em all to task, and everybody said

You don't tell The Dog he's Gay
You don't poop in the fog
You don't ever criticize Jesse Jackson
And you don't mess around with Cog

Well a hush fell over the chat room
When Cog came boppin' down the cyber street
and when debate was done
All their arguments were shredded and their ego's shredded wheat
They were desperate and dejected
And they tried to slink away
And you better believe when the exmos tell the story
They got nothin' more to say, but hey

You don't tug on Ahmadinejad's beard
You don't poop in the fog
you don't drink rootbeer with Captain Morgan
And you don't mess around with Cog

[_harmony]

Jim Croce is in no danger from Loran. The world can rest easy tonight.

[_Coggins7]

Jim Croce is in no danger from Loran. The world can rest easy tonight.

That's quite true, especially since he assumed room temperature 34 years ago.

[_marg]

Interesting Cog, I see you have lots of time on your hands to throw out insults and make up lyrics, but are you ever going to respond to me in the other thread? You said you wanted a serious discussion but I'm not getting the impression you are at all sincere.

[_Jersey Girl]

"Well a hush fell over the chat room
When Cog came boppin' down the cyber street "

Bop back in and let's see if it goes silent.

Jersey Girl
:-)