SCMC (I warned you Scratch...)

[Dr. Sunstoned]

Mormon, What you trying to do
I said, Mormon, now we're following you
I said, Mormon, for the cause of the truth
You can't run or hide because your're a

Mormon, now we know where you live
I said, Mormon, and how much tithing you give
And now, Mormon, better watch what you say
Its almost excommunication day

And now your runnin' from the S-C-M-C
You had a run in with the S-C-M-C

They know everything about the things that you feel
And if you post they'll make you squeel

And now your runnin' from the S-C-M-C
They'll push your buttons they're the S-C-M-C

You can read dialog and then watch Girls Gone Wild
But they'll be watching you all the while...

Mormon, are you listenting to me?
I said, Mormon, there's nowhere you can flee
I said Mormon, better listen to Boyd
Oh they'll make you paranoid

You've got tattoos, on your legs and your arms
And a woman with Babylonian charms
And now the Priesthood, is gonna see that you pay
Why should they wait 'till judgement day

Now you're messing with the S-C-M-C
You'll be confessing to the S-C-M-C

They know everything about the things that you feel
And if you post they'll make you squeel

And now your runnin' from the S-C-M-C
They'll push your buttons they're the S-C-M-C

You can read dialog and then watch Girls Gone Wild
But they'll be watching you all the while...

Mormon, are you starting to cry?
They're gonna put you in a white shirt and tie
The Morg will have you eating out of their hand
Or they'll cut you off and then

You'll be an exmo roaming over the land
You'll be an exmo with a house built of sand
So you better play a real good hand
With the S-C-M-C priesthood man

And now your runnin' from the S-C-M-C
You had a run in with the S-C-M-C

They know everything about the things that you feel
And if you post they'll make you squeel

We know you gave in to the S-C-M-C
They're always tapin' at the S-C-M-C

They've got a dossier on everything that you say
So you better start to pray

And then come meet me at the Y-M-C-A...


Cha cha cha.


Loran

[_Mercury]

Cog, heres something I think is a bit more your style of performance

[_Coggins7]

I'm going to step out on a real long limb and ask you to provide just one shred, one particle of evidence that I have a single racist bone in my body based on anything I've ever posted here or anywhere else.

The ball is in your court my young nimrod.

[_moksha]

I don't want to look it up. What is SCMC?

[_cksalmon]

I don't want to look it up. What is SCMC?

Strengthening Church Members Committee

[_moksha]

I don't want to look it up. What is SCMC?

Strengthening Church Members Committee

Would it be the political wing or the Special Ops Unit? I thought this committee had gone up in flames so to speak in the second to the last season of the X-Files. by the way, is our own Dr. Daniel Peterson still a member of this committee?

[_Mercury]

I'm going to step out on a real long limb and ask you to provide just one shred, one particle of evidence that I have a single racist bone in my body based on anything I've ever posted here or anywhere else.

The ball is in your court my young nimrod.

Because an angel came down from heaven and told me you were.

I have gold plates that the angel gave me that says the same exact thing.

And heres the kicker - God wants me to be the head of his church.

You see, I have a magic stone that I put in a hat and names of racists, future sexual conquests and the location of buried treasure appear to me.

Your not a racist. But your part and parcel to a mysogynistic organization. I never called you a racist cog, I called you a misogynist.

[_Coggins7]

This pointlessness will now end.

Fin.

[_Mercury]

This pointlessness will now end.

Fin.

Oh, missa don't gooo! Theres a scary ghost out deahh...it gives me da heebee jeebeez!

[_Mercury]

This pointlessness will now end.

Fin.

Arent you even going to ask to see the plates? Have you no faith?!?!