Victoria's Secret Party (from "ambushed")

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_Sam Harris
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liz3564 wrote:
GIMR wrote:But I'm not a good little Mormon girl....

Then again, I do demand some bit of allegiance before the strip tease...

And you have to marry me before I install the pole in my bedroom. Sorry.


Well...I invited Moksha! :) Isn't he your dream man? Maybe you guys can elope!


In all seriousness, I want to have Moksha's babies. He hasn't answered my request yet. I think he's scared of the history of insanity in the women of my family....goes back about eight generations, well documented.
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Blixa wrote:Waaaa! You mean I'm not invited???


*hands Blixa some champagne punch and a veggie skewer*

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Blixa wrote:Waaaa! You mean I'm not invited???


I humbly apologize, my dear. How could I forget you?

Come on in!

:)
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Post by _The Nehor »

Gazelam wrote:don't work yourselves into a lather Bond and Nehor.

Liz is refering to the new line entitled "Pink". Its cozy sleepwear and bedding.

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Good little Mormon girls would never sport the naughty stuff for men their not married to.


I would consider any girl who would wear such cute clothes for me a keeper and I'm a good Mormon Boy :)

I'll wait for marriage for the striptease and buy her a pole for first wedding anniversary...well....for me, I better get something for her too I guess.
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Post by _Blixa »

Thanks...though I have to say I remember watching a performance of Sandra Bernhard where she quipped that Victoria's Secret underclothes were made from New Jersery's toxic waste.

I prefer Agent Provocateur, or something from Coco de Mer.

Pass the champagne flutes!
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

Liz


Sure! I'm not sure if there's such a thing, either. Just making it up as I go along! We need to invite Beastie, Harmony, Jersey Girl, and Truth Dancer, too!


Gosh, I'd hate to tell you what Jersey Girl's real name is. Let's keep it a secret from Ray, okay? Cute idea for a thread. Gotta love those pink numbers that Gaz posted!

Bi Sweetie,
Jersey Girl
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

liz3564 wrote:Check out this link for some naughty but nice ideas.

;)

Victoria's Secret Catalog


Weirdly enough...I'm wearing that ensemble right now....and I like it.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Bond...James Bond wrote:
liz3564 wrote:Check out this link for some naughty but nice ideas.

;)

Victoria's Secret Catalog


Weirdly enough...I'm wearing that ensemble right now....and I like it.


I'm sure you look adorable!

LOL
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Post by _Yoda »

Hey, Bond....Jersey Girl and I have talked it over, and we'll model different versions of this one for you!

;)

Satin flyaway babydoll
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

liz3564 wrote:Hey, Bond....Jersey Girl and I have talked it over, and we'll model different versions of this one for you!

;)

Satin flyaway babydoll


This is God....Bond spontaneously combusted while viewing the above link...he'll be reincarnated soon...but I'd just like to say be careful that you post warnings....he's young and male...a deadly combination under the best of circumstances...but deadly in the face of overwhelmingly sexy lingerie.
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"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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