The Nehor wrote:Mister Scratch wrote:Prof. Givens can claim that the Church never reveals its side of the story, but the fact of the matter is that people talk. (Or 'gossip'?) The information often gets leaked, one way or the other, and so once again we find institutionalized Church secrecy causing yet another problem.
privaty
I'm reminded of the fable of the Bishopric:
A Bishopric was out fishing one Saturday morning in a motorboat. The engine died and they found themselves stranded.
It was cold and misty and the Second Counselor began chugging on a thermos. Eventually the other two noticed the liquid was a brownish color. When they inquired what it was he told them, "Everyone has their private vices. I like to drink coffee and I'm freezing."
A short time later the First Counselor pulled out a cigar and lit it. He defended himself by saying, "As he said, everyone has their private vices. I like to smoke cigars every so often and it's so cold I feel I should do it now."
The two Counselors noticed that with each revelation the Bishop smiled a little bit more. They then asked him, "C'mon Bishop, everyone has one. What's your private vice? Don't try to hide it. We know you have one."
The Bishop smiled even more and said, "You're right, I do have one. I love to gossip and I can't wait till we get back to shore."
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Who committed the greatest sin?
:)
The First and Second Counselors for slitting the Bishop's throat and sinking him to the bottom of the lake, then telling everyone that he had called them to cancel his participation in the fishing trip.
Duh.
:P