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_Blixa
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Good luck on them finals! *wink*
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_The Nehor
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Blixa wrote:Good luck on them finals! *wink*


Thanks, actually just finished last one, I want to go take a nap now but if I do I know I'll probably sleep till 10 tonight.
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_ozemc
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The Nehor wrote:I agree with you....kids shouldn't be on the stand in Testimony Meeting unless they want to and actually believe. They did finally make it policy that you should not take your kid up to the stand and coach them through it which always annoyed me. Some women think it's cute.

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I couldn't believe I was actually watching this take place in the last F & T meeting I went to.

It seemed like no one wanted to get up and talk, and one dad took what appeared to be his 2 year old, at best, son up to the podium, and was telling him what to say in his ear!

You couldn't understand the kid, either!
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_Blixa
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Post by _Blixa »

Nehor:

I vote nap. Sleep is bliss.
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_Gazelam
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Post by _Gazelam »

My wife and I had a good laugh.


Gee, which of her parents was she imitating?

We'll see how cute you think she was when the judgement comes and her sins are on your head.

Its not cute, and its not funny, and your foul indoctrination of your delusions and misperceptions on your children will only stand as a witness against you.

Your gonna burn Porter. And you know it as well as I do. Keep lieing to yourself. Its what you do best. Just ask your daughter.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
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_Polygamy Porter
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Re: Porter

Post by _Polygamy Porter »

Gazelam wrote:
My wife and I had a good laugh.


Gee, which of her parents was she imitating?

We'll see how cute you think she was when the judgement comes and her sins are on your head.

Its not cute, and its not funny, and your foul indoctrination of your delusions and misperceptions on your children will only stand as a witness against you.

Your gonna burn Porter. And you know it as well as I do. Keep lieing to yourself. Its what you do best. Just ask your daughter.
The ironic thing about your statement is I would say the exact same thing to you about forcing your daughter into the cult of Mormonism.

Lets try:

Gee, which of her parents was she imitating?

We'll see how cute you think she was when the judgment comes and her wasted life is on your head.

Its not cute, and its not funny, and your foul indoctrination of your delusions and mo'perceptions on your children will only stand as a witness against you and your cult.

Your are burning Gaz, burning up your daughter's life. And you know it as well as I do. Keep lying to yourself. Its what you do best, it is what you were trained by the Mormon cult to do. Just ask your daughter.
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