Congratulations to MOKSHA for achieving Godhood!

Post by **_Gazelam** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:07 pm

Plush Moksha dolls are now available in the Celestial Lobby.

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:09 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:Dear Dr. Shades,

I really must protest this continued policy of allowing more and more people into the Shady Acres Retirement Center via the 1,000 post mark. Survival has reached the breaking point. The breakfast buffet is cleared out before 7 AM leaving nothing but rye toast and a few bits of sausage that were wedged into the grease collector. How is a person who enjoys sleeping past 7:30 to eat in this madhouse?

If that's not bad enough, the pool filter is quickly becoming clogged with penguin droppings thanks to the arrival of Moksha (and his penguin horde). Honestly it looked like the Allies swarming the beach at Normandy when the penguins showed up! Therefore, I must implore, nay beg, that you increase the posting number for Godhood.

Sincerely,

Bond...James Bond

PS: Congrats Moksha!!!!

Dr. Shades---Please disregard Bond's complaints. I'm putting the shock collar back on him tonight. He just refuses to be a good boy without it. ;)

Post by **_The Nehor** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:51 pm

liz3564 wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Dear Dr. Shades,

I really must protest this continued policy of allowing more and more people into the Shady Acres Retirement Center via the 1,000 post mark. Survival has reached the breaking point. The breakfast buffet is cleared out before 7 AM leaving nothing but rye toast and a few bits of sausage that were wedged into the grease collector. How is a person who enjoys sleeping past 7:30 to eat in this madhouse?

If that's not bad enough, the pool filter is quickly becoming clogged with penguin droppings thanks to the arrival of Moksha (and his penguin horde). Honestly it looked like the Allies swarming the beach at Normandy when the penguins showed up! Therefore, I must implore, nay beg, that you increase the posting number for Godhood.

Sincerely,

Bond...James Bond

PS: Congrats Moksha!!!!

Dr. Shades---Please disregard Bond's complaints. I'm putting the shock collar back on him tonight. He just refuses to be a good boy without it. ;)

(Was going to agree with Bond but thinks better of it, backs away whistling)

_Yoda · Post by **_Yoda** » Tue May 15, 2007 1:06 am

The Nehor wrote:(Was going to agree with Bond but thinks better of it, backs away whistling)

Good boy!

;)

Post by **_moksha** » Tue May 15, 2007 6:06 am

A speech? If you insist.

I thank you all for your welcoming me into this Council of Gods. I will try my best to uphold your traditions and use my newly acquired powers for the purposes of promoting Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Look, up in the sky! It's a plane. Its a rocket. Its a penguin. No, it's a Mormon Discussions God who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those with fewer posts, who in the guise of Moksha, a mild mannered Mormon, fights a never ending battle to button his pants and write legibly on these forums.

Post by **_Blixa** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:23 am

Zippers might work better for ya...

Post by **_The Nehor** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:50 am

moksha wrote:A speech? If you insist.

I thank you all for your welcoming me into this Council of Gods. I will try my best to uphold your traditions and use my newly acquired powers for the purposes of promoting Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Look, up in the sky! It's a plane. Its a rocket. Its a penguin. No, it's a Mormon Discussions God who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those with fewer posts, who in the guise of Moksha, a mild mannered Mormon, fights a never ending battle to button his pants and write legibly on these forums.

Yeah, I advise you work on those pants, the Canadian Leaf is kinda crazy and might give people ideas: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4RHVoFpncgA

"Musn't hate, musn't hate."
"At least so overtly."
"Exactly, right, must disguise our hate just a little.

Post by **_Gazelam** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:33 pm

Best of luck SuperMoksha

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Tue May 15, 2007 9:46 pm

Penguins are funny.

(Only 800+ to go...)

Post by **_Yong Xi** » Tue May 15, 2007 11:21 pm

I will need a proxy to take over my membership here to reach Godhood. I am thinking of asking Zakuska or Charity from MAD.

What do you get for 10,000 post?