You knew it was coming: Today, Tuesday May 22, 2007 at exactly 9:12 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own WHO KNOWS worked out his salvation, after all that he could do, and was crowned with a mantle of exaltation, yea, even eternal life, and achieved godhood!
There are now fourteen recognized gods of MormonDiscussions.com (I am not one of them). Who can name them all without cheating? I.e., who can name them all without ever clicking on the "Memberlist" link at the top of this page?
Who Knows has been a true blue supporter of MormonDiscussions.com from the very beginning, a fact I very much appreciate. I highly doubt that anyone who has spent any amount of time not only here but at ZLMB, Kevin's forum, and/or MA&D isn't familiar with Who Knows (not to be confused with why_me). Does anyone have anything nice to say about him? If so, now is the time and this is the place to do so.
Well, Who Knows? SPEECH!! SPEECH!!
Congratulations to WHO KNOWS for achieving godhood!
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_Dr. Shades
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Congratulations to WHO KNOWS for achieving godhood!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley
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_Bond...James Bond
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Re: Congratulations to WHO KNOWS for achieving godhood!
Dear Dr. Shades,
I must protest the living conditions at Shade Acres Retirement Home....I put up with Scratch's snoring, gave in when you said move in with Jersey Girl and Liz, and I survived on that maintence shed cot when Moksha moved in with the gals, but now that you've taken my cot I must lodge a formal protest. When you said I was getting the pool house, you neglected to say that the pool house was nothing more than a REFRIGERATOR BOX BEHIND THE KITCHEN AND THAT THE "POOL" WAS A CESSPOOL!!!! What the hell?
Therefore, I must strenously plead that you increase the # of posts to reach Godhood. Do it for the homeless, do it for the hungry, do it for me!!!!! I'm down to panhandling and eating out of Beastie's garbage....I think I've got scurvy and dysentary! Oh please increase the posts needed for Godhood...I don't think I can sink any lower...but I'm sure the housing director can knock me further down as he takes my poor little house and gives it to someone else.
Sincerely,
Bond...James Bond
PS: Congrats Who Knows!!!!!
PPS: Runtu, Scratch, harmony, Jersey Girl, Gaz, Bond, Liz, Wade, Mercury, Moksha, Who Knows, Coggins7, Beastie, Bourne (how'd I do?)
I must protest the living conditions at Shade Acres Retirement Home....I put up with Scratch's snoring, gave in when you said move in with Jersey Girl and Liz, and I survived on that maintence shed cot when Moksha moved in with the gals, but now that you've taken my cot I must lodge a formal protest. When you said I was getting the pool house, you neglected to say that the pool house was nothing more than a REFRIGERATOR BOX BEHIND THE KITCHEN AND THAT THE "POOL" WAS A CESSPOOL!!!! What the hell?
Therefore, I must strenously plead that you increase the # of posts to reach Godhood. Do it for the homeless, do it for the hungry, do it for me!!!!! I'm down to panhandling and eating out of Beastie's garbage....I think I've got scurvy and dysentary! Oh please increase the posts needed for Godhood...I don't think I can sink any lower...but I'm sure the housing director can knock me further down as he takes my poor little house and gives it to someone else.
Sincerely,
Bond...James Bond
PS: Congrats Who Knows!!!!!
PPS: Runtu, Scratch, harmony, Jersey Girl, Gaz, Bond, Liz, Wade, Mercury, Moksha, Who Knows, Coggins7, Beastie, Bourne (how'd I do?)
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_Runtu
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Reminds me of an old joke:
A man buys a house in the country and commutes to work every day. Each day he passes an old farmhouse, and he notices that the outhouse has a TV antenna on the roof. His curiosity gets the best of him, and he stops and asks the farmer about it.
The farmer says, "When we got indoor plumbing, we didn't need the outhouse anymore, so we rented it out to some guy from FARMS."
The man continues his daily commute until one day he notices two TV antennas on the roof. So, he pulls over and asks the FARMS guy what's up.
The FARMS guy says, "I had more room than I needed, so I sublet the basement to one of those guys from MDB."
A man buys a house in the country and commutes to work every day. Each day he passes an old farmhouse, and he notices that the outhouse has a TV antenna on the roof. His curiosity gets the best of him, and he stops and asks the farmer about it.
The farmer says, "When we got indoor plumbing, we didn't need the outhouse anymore, so we rented it out to some guy from FARMS."
The man continues his daily commute until one day he notices two TV antennas on the roof. So, he pulls over and asks the FARMS guy what's up.
The FARMS guy says, "I had more room than I needed, so I sublet the basement to one of those guys from MDB."
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_harmony
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Runtu wrote:Reminds me of an old joke:
A man buys a house in the country and commutes to work every day. Each day he passes an old farmhouse, and he notices that the outhouse has a TV antenna on the roof. His curiosity gets the best of him, and he stops and asks the farmer about it.
The farmer says, "When we got indoor plumbing, we didn't need the outhouse anymore, so we rented it out to some guy from FARMS."
The man continues his daily commute until one day he notices two TV antennas on the roof. So, he pulls over and asks the FARMS guy what's up.
The FARMS guy says, "I had more room than I needed, so I sublet the basement to one of those guys from MDB."
Well, now we know where Bond went.
Just how old is that "old" joke? Half an hour?
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_Runtu
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harmony wrote:Runtu wrote:Reminds me of an old joke:
A man buys a house in the country and commutes to work every day. Each day he passes an old farmhouse, and he notices that the outhouse has a TV antenna on the roof. His curiosity gets the best of him, and he stops and asks the farmer about it.
The farmer says, "When we got indoor plumbing, we didn't need the outhouse anymore, so we rented it out to some guy from FARMS."
The man continues his daily commute until one day he notices two TV antennas on the roof. So, he pulls over and asks the FARMS guy what's up.
The FARMS guy says, "I had more room than I needed, so I sublet the basement to one of those guys from MDB."
Well, now we know where Bond went.
Just how old is that "old" joke? Half an hour?
Well, the addition of the FARMS?MDB reference is about 30 minutes old. Originally the joke had to do with Red Raiders and Aggies.
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_Yoda
Congratulations, Who Knows!!! You were there for me when I was dealing with all of the mess at FAIR. Thank you for being such a good friend.
Welcome to Godhood!
:)
Bond...(getting out my bullwhip)...Jersey Girl and I told you not to complain about the living conditions again. It's time for more aversion therapy.
If you're a good boy, you'll be rewarded later. Back to the dungeon with you!
;)
Welcome to Godhood!
:)
Bond...(getting out my bullwhip)...Jersey Girl and I told you not to complain about the living conditions again. It's time for more aversion therapy.
If you're a good boy, you'll be rewarded later. Back to the dungeon with you!
;)
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_Some Schmo
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