Congratulations to WHO KNOWS for achieving godhood!

[_Who Knows]

I told myself I wasn't going to do this...sniff sniff...wipe tear from eyes...

Thank you all, for your kind remarks.

You bring enjoyment to the otherwise boring workday of an auditor.

[_moksha]

Congratulations Who Knows. Are those thunderbolts from your eyes working properly?

How about a speech?

[_Who Knows]

How about a speech?

Uh, that was my speech. The worst part of the oscars is when the winners go on and on and on...

:)

[_Jersey Girl]

I have been totally remiss in congratulating new gods. Who Knows...I so love your spooky little face and appreciate your contributions to this board!

Wanna banana to go with that?

Jersey Girl

[_Jersey Girl]

Dear Dr. Shades,

I must protest the living conditions at Shade Acres Retirement Home....I put up with Scratch's snoring, gave in when you said move in with Jersey Girl and Liz, and I survived on that maintence shed cot when Moksha moved in with the gals, but now that you've taken my cot I must lodge a formal protest. When you said I was getting the pool house, you neglected to say that the pool house was nothing more than a REFRIGERATOR BOX BEHIND THE KITCHEN AND THAT THE "POOL" WAS A CESSPOOL!!!! What the hell?

Therefore, I must strenously plead that you increase the # of posts to reach Godhood. Do it for the homeless, do it for the hungry, do it for me!!!!! I'm down to panhandling and eating out of Beastie's garbage....I think I've got scurvy and dysentary! Oh please increase the posts needed for Godhood...I don't think I can sink any lower...but I'm sure the housing director can knock me further down as he takes my poor little house and gives it to someone else.

Sincerely,

Bond...James Bond

PS: Congrats Who Knows!!!!!

PPS: Runtu, Scratch, harmony, Jersey Girl, Gaz, Bond, Liz, Wade, Mercury, Moksha, Who Knows, Coggins7, Beastie, Bourne (how'd I do?)

Look Bond, if you don't think I know what you're doing you're out of your exalted mind. All you do is bitch, bitch, bitch and you think I can't see through you? You're after your own planet, admit it!!! Do you really think you're ready to rule an entire planet? Heck, you can't even cut it in the bordello! Between your whining, Coggin's damn guitar, and that little penguin waddling all over hells half acre you're not the only one who's ready to bail. But you don't see me whining incessantly, do you? And why not? Cause Jersey Girls don't whine, Bond. Jersey Girls get even!!!!

[_Mister Scratch]

I have been a Who Knows fan for a long while. I still deeply regret the day that I accidentally called him "why me." In any case, three cheers for WK!!