In honor of Coggins7

[_Runtu]

To the tune of "Follow the Prophet"

Shades was an apostate
One that we all know
Internet and chapel
Knew he had to go.

Chorus:
Evil apostates
Evil apostates
Evil apostates
All gone astray
Evil apostates
Evil apostates
Evil apostates
Please, go away!

Scratch was an apostate
Pestered DCP
Called him vile names and
Would not let him be.

Chorus

Member in good standing,
So claimed our friend Liz
A wolf in sheep's clothing
Is just what she is

Chorus

Bond's not an apostate
He'd be one if he could
But he wasn't baptized
Like he knew he should

Chorus

Harmony's plain evil
But she goes to church
God won't save her fanny
From the promised curse.

Chorus

Mercury was Porter
Blasphemes all the time
Someday he will burn in
payment for his crimes

Chorus

Vegas is worse than Porter
Vulgar and profane
Just like Hunter Thompson
We know he's insane.

Chorus

Sethbag is half-evil
Likes to post on MAD.
Visit's Shades' obession
When he's feeling bad.

Chorus

Johnny's an apostate
Runtu is his name
Deluded or deceived?
Who cares? It's all the same.

Chorus

Coggins tried to save us
With his sparkling wit
But we're all just leftists
And we're full of sh**

Chorus

[Anonymous]

mental note:
stop working on all parodies STOP
forward to runtu STOP
let him finish them. STOP
LOL at this this GO

Jeez...put a disclaimer when do something like that Runtu...you gave me a nosebleed (well the allergies helped) that's effing hilarious!!!

Edit:

Mercury was Porter
Blasphemes all the time
Someday he will burn in
payment for his crimes

Okay this part doesn't make sense...might need a tweak.

[_The Nehor]

ENCORE! More verses.

[_harmony]

mental note:
stop working on all parodies STOP
forward to runtu STOP
let him finish them. STOP
LOL at this this GO

Jeez...put a disclaimer when do something like that Runtu...you gave me a nosebleed (well the allergies helped) that's effing hilarious!!!

Edit:

Mercury was Porter
Blasphemes all the time
Someday he will burn in
payment for his crimes

Okay this part doesn't make sense...might need a tweak.

Mercury is Vegas. I'm not sure Runtu made the jump to light speed.

[_Jersey Girl]

I don't even merit dishonorable mention. What's up with that?

Jersey Girl
:-(

[_Bond...James Bond]

I don't even merit dishonorable mention. What's up with that?

Jersey Girl
:-(

Jersey wasn't mentioned
what's up with that
Be careful Mr. Runtu
She'll call you asshat

[_harmony]

I don't even merit dishonorable mention. What's up with that?

Jersey Girl
:-(

You aren't evil or apostate. But mostly, you're not evil. (and you don't have much of an ass anyway, so it's all good. I'm hoping that mine burns up with the curse.)

[cacheman]

Gaz read them the scriptures
But they would not hear
They would rather backbite
Murmur and drink beer.

Crocket used ellipses
The meaning still remained
Cowards who use screen names
Have no right to complain.

The Nehor was too nice
To play in this cesspool
Profanity and porn, not
kindness are the rule.

Who Knows wore a mask
To cover all his sin
But with all that evil
The mask is wearing thin.

Beastie has not posted
Her spirit lingers on
Ray went apopletic
And then he was gone.

Jersey Girl had wandered
In to join the fun
She said Scratch was bitchy
And then she was done.

[_Jersey Girl]

Gaz read them the scriptures
But they would not hear
They would rather backbite
Murmur and drink beer.

Crocket used ellipses
The meaning still remained
Cowards who use screen names
Have no right to complain.

The Nehor was too nice
To play in this cesspool
Profanity and porn, not
kindness are the rule.

Who Knows wore a mask
To cover all his sin
But with all that evil
The mask is wearing thin.

Beastie has not posted
Her spirit lingers on
Ray went apopletic
And then he was gone.

Asshat

[_Runtu]

Hey, I added you!