In honor of Coggins7

Post by **_richardMdBorn** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:53 am

I guess I'll have to write my own:

Richard was a homophobe
GIMR did say
Not even an apostate
But bad anyway.

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:29 pm

richardMdBorn wrote:I guess I'll have to write my own:

Richard was a homophobe
GIMR did say
Not even an apostate
But bad anyway.

Well, while we're writing our own...

Creating his own church now
That is our own Schmo
Retired to his bedroom
To watch his member grow

Post by **_The Nehor** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:13 pm

Some Schmo wrote:
richardMdBorn wrote:I guess I'll have to write my own:

Richard was a homophobe
GIMR did say
Not even an apostate
But bad anyway.

Well, while we're writing our own...

Creating his on church now
That is our own Schmo
Retired to his bedroom
To watch his member grow

Look here, might help: http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_n ... ist_trying

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:24 pm

More verses:

The Dude's an apostate
The King of DNA
Apologists are kookoo
Talks to'em anyway

Where is Mike Norton
No one really knows
Probably acts like Joseph
Hanging with his hos

What about Tal Bachman
writer of many songs
Switched over from garments
to manly leather *beep*

What about Bob McCue
Writer of many words
Does anybody read them
Yeah, the exmo nerds

And where is Kimberly
Queen of all Cupcakes
She stopped attending
Conferences and Stakes

Post by **_Runtu** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:31 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:More verses:

The Dude's an apostate
The King of DNA
Apologists are kookoo
Talks to'em anyway

Where is Mike Norton
No one really knows
Probably acts like Joseph
Hanging with his hos

What about Tal Bachman
writer of many songs
Switched over from garments
to manly leather *beep*

What about Bob McCue
Writer of many words
Does anybody read them
Yeah, the exmo nerds

And where is Kimberly
Queen of all Cupcakes
She stopped attending
Conferences and Stakes

I don't know about Tal or Bob, but KA is busy preparing for a big Oklahoma Exmo Party tonight. Word has it that she bought a lot of beer. ;-)

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:34 pm

Runtu wrote:I don't know about Tal or Bob, but KA is busy preparing for a big Oklahoma Exmo Party tonight. Word has it that she bought a lot of beer. ;-)

Kimberly's having a party
Bought a lot of beer
The last person standing
They're the one to fear

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:49 pm

The Nehor wrote:Look here, might help: http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_n ... ist_trying

Surgery's the answer!
That's the latest talk
I don't care about that
I like my little... rock.

Post by **_Runtu** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:01 pm

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Runtu wrote:I don't know about Tal or Bob, but KA is busy preparing for a big Oklahoma Exmo Party tonight. Word has it that she bought a lot of beer. ;-)

Kimberly's having a party
Bought a lot of beer
The last person standing
They're the one to fear

One of these days I'll have to tell you about my one-time overindulgence with alcohol. Not a pretty sight. LOL

Post by **_Blixa** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:13 pm

One time? Lol.

I'm not telling any of my stories of overindulgence. Though my husband would if you asked him..

Post by **_Runtu** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:15 pm

Blixa wrote:One time? Lol.

I'm not telling any of my stories of overindulgence. Though my husband would if you asked him..

Well, it was just a few months ago with an exmo friend. I overdid things a bit.