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_Some Schmo
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Post by _Some Schmo »

Runtu wrote:
Blixa wrote:One time? Lol.

I'm not telling any of my stories of overindulgence. Though my husband would if you asked him..


Well, it was just a few months ago with an exmo friend. I overdid things a bit.


I got drunk once too. That was quite the couple years.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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_guy sajer
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Post by _guy sajer »

I'm shocked, hurt, and dismayed that you left me off. So here goes,

Guy was a professor
Taught at BYU
Can't believe in fairy tales
So now he's ex-Mo too
God . . . "who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, . . . and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him ..."
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_Runtu
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Post by _Runtu »

guy sajer wrote:I'm shocked, hurt, and dismayed that you left me off. So here goes,

Guy was a professor
Taught at BYU
Can't believe in fairy tales
So now he's ex-Mo too


How 'bout this?

Sajer was illiterate
Fired by BYU
If you don't believe me
Go and speak to Plu
Runtu's Rincón

If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff. -- Karl Pilkington
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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Runtu wrote:One of these days I'll have to tell you about my one-time overindulgence with alcohol. Not a pretty sight. LOL


I hope there was a naked conga line...:-)

Oh yeah...

What about California Kid
Where is his verse
Wasn't born in the church
That's his only curse

Where is ole Fortigurn
Where o'where is he
Couldn't cough up 10%
Wouldn't pay the fee

What about CKSalmon
From the Bluegrass state
Bound to rot in Outer Darkness
He's resigned to his fate
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_harmony
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Post by _harmony »

We're writing our own now? Let me try.

harmony walks on water
some people do proclaim
all suspicions notwithstanding
there's rocks beneath the waves.

Jersey's a pint-sized female
who loves her overalls
don't take her arguments lightly
she'll make mincemeat of you all.

Liz is welcome among us
Apostates though we be.
She brings us intellect and virtue
And a velvet whip to keep the peace.

Moksha is a penquin
with a modest little leaf.
Some days he's pretty serious
And others he's comic relief.

Guy is smart and pithy
it helps that he's gorgeous too
His only problem
is he taught at BYU.

Jason is a mystery
although his angst is plain
walking the tightrope
will drive a man insane.

Loran's lived in all four corners
and sampled local flavor
Too bad his view is so narrow
There's not much there to savor.
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_Lucretia MacEvil
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Post by _Lucretia MacEvil »

harmony wrote:We're writing our own now? Let me try.

harmony walks on water
some people do proclaim
all suspicions notwithstanding
there's rocks beneath the waves.

Jersey's a pint-sized female
who loves her overalls
don't take her arguments lightly
she'll make mincemeat of you all.

Liz is welcome among us
Apostates though we be.
She brings us intellect and virtue
And a velvet whip to keep the peace.

Moksha is a penquin
with a modest little leaf.
Some days he's pretty serious
And others he's comic relief.

Guy is smart and pithy
it helps that he's gorgeous too
His only problem
is he taught at BYU.

Jason is a mystery
although his angst is plain
walking the tightrope
will drive a man insane.

Loran's lived in all four corners
and sampled local flavor
Too bad his view is so narrow
There's not much there to savor.


You do walk on water --- and you're a poetic genius too in company with Runtu & Bond!

I'm not just sucking up so someone will do me. After all, Coggins has been very, very mean to me and I deserve some vengeance :) and I don't have the gift for poetry.

(This is the best thread ever)
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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Lucretia MacEvil wrote:You do walk on water --- and you're a poetic genius too in company with Runtu & Bond!

I'm not just sucking up so someone will do me. After all, Coggins has been very, very mean to me and I deserve some vengeance :) and I don't have the gift for poetry.

(This is the best thread ever)


Lucretia's too bad to be mentioned
Used to be known as Cowpie
Everyone knows she going to hell
Story even makes Juliann cry

Edit:

Dare I mention Dr. Stuess
He's funnier than Lenny Bruce
I'll slip him something in his juice
From the church we'll cut him loose

And what happened to ole consiglieri
To where has he disappeared
While he was here he was quite merry
Is he growing an apostate beard
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_Lucretia MacEvil
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Post by _Lucretia MacEvil »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
Lucretia MacEvil wrote:You do walk on water --- and you're a poetic genius too in company with Runtu & Bond!

I'm not just sucking up so someone will do me. After all, Coggins has been very, very mean to me and I deserve some vengeance :) and I don't have the gift for poetry.

(This is the best thread ever)


Lucretia's too bad to be mentioned
Used to be known as Cowpie
Everyone knows she going to hell
Story even makes Juliann cry

Edit:

Dare I mention Dr. Stuess
He's funnier than Lenny Bruce
I'll slip him something in his juice
From the church we'll cut him loose

And what happened to ole consiglieri
To where has he disappeared
While he was here he was quite merry
Is he growing an apostate beard


I love it!
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_Blixa
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Post by _Blixa »

Guess I gotta do my own. Keep in mind I've never heard "Follow the Prophet" (it was "Give Said the Little Stream" back in my day), so I'm winging it metrically:

Blixa's omni-sexual
Told Gaz she was a pervert.
He told her to stop it,
She said she prefers it.
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Blixa wrote:Guess I gotta do my own. Keep in mind I've never heard "Follow the Prophet" (it was "Give Said the Little Stream" back in my day), so I'm winging it metrically:

Blixa's omni-sexual
Told Gaz she was a pervert.
He told her to stop it,
She said she prefers it.


Oh how could we forget Blixa?

Blixa's a professor
Right now she doesn't teach
She's an apostate
Not that they let women preach
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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