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rcrocket wrote:a couple had James Bond's type of sex in public at a party...


Pardon? I don't know what you mean here. Are you refering to the poster who uses this name? How do you know anything about "his type" of sex? I haven't seen him advocate public sex, or any particular sexual position, or fetish. I honestly don't know what you mean.


So, argue all you want that vulgarity is acceptable and something to admire. It ain't, and I don't admire Mr. Bond. If you or your friend Mr. Bond think they can influence on-the-fence Mormon or Evangelical readers with your brand of shameful vulgarity, then by all means proceed. I am not offended; I comment upon the weakness of your argument for all to see. rcrocket


I never said "vulgarity" was acceptable or admirable, I just attempted to imply with my reference to Catullus (whose sexual puns are still anything but mainstream) and Shakespear (bet I could still find something in there 'twood make a barrister blush!) that the category itself was historically variable and rather subjective.

Further, I wish to influence no one, just contribute to open discussion.

I didn't think I had been vulgar, let alone shamefully so. I admit to some insinuating and smirking remarks, but wouldn't shameful vulgarity be obviously brazen? I would appreciate it if you would point out examples of this to me so I can learn from them.

And finally, I have formed no board alliance with Bond of which I am aware ; )
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Mr. Coffee wrote:What the hell is this, International Retards Online Day?

. . .

Because who needs substance when they can look good while being retarded...


"Retards?" Hmm. A few lines from Something About Mary come to mind in an appropriate way here.

In truth, I am intellectually challenged. I would appreciate it if you don't remind me of my limits.

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Yo, Coffee. If you keep insulting rcrocket, it's going to be even harder for him to laugh
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Post by _Jersey Girl »

crock:

had James Bond's type of sex


What is James Bond's type of sex?

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I am still looking for evidence that there is International Retards Online Day. I can't find that anywhere.

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Post by _Mr. Coffee »

The Dude wrote:Yo, Coffee. If you keep insulting rcrocket, it's going to be even harder for him to laugh


Dudester, if he can't laugh, especially at himself, then he's a lost cause.


rcrocket wrote:I am still looking for evidence that there is International Retards Online Day. I can't find that anywhere.



This reminds me of that old joke about confusing a retard by putting him in a round room and telling him to stand in the corner...
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coffee,

I was going to send this to you in a PM but I think I'll say what I wanted right here. There are at least two posters on this board who have family members with special needs. Every time they read jokes about "retards" it kicks them straight in the gut.

Just so you know.

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Jersey Girl wrote:I was going to send this to you in a PM but I think I'll say what I wanted right here. There are at least two posters on this board who have family members with special needs. Everytime they read jokes about "retards" it kicks them straight in the gut.


Just because I make fun of something doesn't mean I am without compasion toward it, Jersey. But you're right, I shouldn't make fun of the mentally disabled (Sweet Zombie Jesus, I used a PC term...). If I offended anyone with a mentally disabled familly memeber, I appologize. No offense was intended.
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Post by _silentkid »

Jersey Girl wrote:crock:

had James Bond's type of sex


What is James Bond's type of sex?

Jersey Girl


Not to speak for crock, but I think he was referring to the "type of sex" that Bond's avatar is alluding to (hint: BJ). Please correct me if I'm wrong.
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Mr. Coffee wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:I was going to send this to you in a PM but I think I'll say what I wanted right here. There are at least two posters on this board who have family members with special needs. Everytime they read jokes about "retards" it kicks them straight in the gut.


Just because I make fun of something doesn't mean I am without compasion toward it, Jersey. But you're right, I shouldn't make fun of the mentally disabled (Sweet Zombie Jesus, I used a PC term...). If I offended anyone with a mentally disabled familly memeber, I appologize. No offense was intended.


I know that and I wasn't ragging on you. Just letting you know. My own personal preference might have been:


"This reminds me of that old joke about confusing an enlisted guy by putting him in a round room and telling him to stand in the corner..."

But that's just me.

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(or polish jokes, my gosh I still love a good polish joke!)
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