Triangle man vs Kevin Graham

[_asbestosman]

To mods: go ahead and move this if it's in the wrong forum.

To all: I'm not trying to make fun of anyone in particular. Particularly I'm not trying to ridicule Kevin Graham, Julian, or Dr. Peterson. I'm just kind of letting out a bit of creativity from the board wars while at the same time saying that I think such things are foolish.


To the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might be Giants.


Farcical man, Farcical man.
Eschewing the things of rational man
What's he like? A snotty bored man.
Farcical man.

How does he plot or what does he wreck?
When he's in hot water does he get wet.
Or does he bother the world instead?
Nobody know, Farcical man.


Julian maam, Julian maam
Julian maam hates farcical man.
They have a fight, Julian wins
Julian maam.


Tapirverse man, Tapirverse man.
Size of the entire Tapirverse man.
Usually kind to asbestosman.
Tapirverse man.

He's a gonna watch all the spin at hand,
perennial rants, and our peon stand.
When they read, one might be banned.
Powerful man, tapirverse man.


Kevin Graham, Kevin Graham.
Price on his head--now turncoat man.
Gives old lines from the archive can
Kevin Graham.

Is he obsessed? What does he detest?
Does he feel totally repressed?
Who's game's up with Kevin Graham?
Berated man, Kevin Graham.


Julian ma'am, Julian ma'am.
Julian ma'am hates Kevin Graham.
They have a fight nobody wins
Julian ma'am.

[_Runtu]

I liked it. And you're right. Nobody wins.

[_Blixa]

OMG.

Best. Post. Ever.

I'm in awe.

[_Doctor Steuss]

I'm in awe...

I think I have a new hero (both for the fantastic lyrical skills, and for using them with a They Might Be Giants song).

*Swooning*

[_Mr. Coffee]

Not bad, Asbestosman.

Excuse me while I go listen to They Might Be Giants now...

[_cksalmon]

Two thumbs up, Ab.

CKS

PS. Channeling Homer Simpson, "It's funny because it's true..."

[_The Dude]

Pretty good, asbestosman. Except for the sexism of "Julian ma'am, Julian ma'am". ;)

[_Blixa]

Pretty good, asbestosman. Except for the sexism of "Julian ma'am, Julian ma'am". ;)

Except "juliann man, juliann man" would have been so not right, either. Yet, dare I say, equally as funny?

[_Alter Idem]

Very clever Asbestosman--with a valuable message even!!

I too, love the song you chose--"They might be Giants" are great.

Do you think you could come up with another one and set it to a Devo song--maybe "We're through being cool"?

[_Mercury]

OMG.

Best. Post. Ever.

I'm in awe.

Totally!