Porter's Skepticism

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:28 am

Jersey Girl wrote:And just as an aside...I don't know why you expect serious discussion from a never-Mo, when you fail to deliver it yourself. But hey, I can do serious if you'd like. I'll look for your reply to that last one.

What was the SIXTH point of fellowship in the hug at the veil pre 1990?

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:29 am

What are you drinking tonight?

I am on my fourth Black Butte Porter..

I am diversifying my consumption of dark beers, although my namesake is still #1.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:33 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:What was the SIXTH point of fellowship in the hug at the veil pre 1990?

I think that's a trick question, Porter. I think there were FIVE points of fellowship. I could be wrong. I don't claim expertise.

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:35 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:What are you drinking tonight?

I am on my fourth Black Butte Porter..

I am diversifying my consumption of dark beers, although my namesake is still #1.

Stop dodging, Porter.

I can only lay out the cult issues from the perspective of an Evangelical Christian.

Is that okay?

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:37 am

Jersey Girl wrote:I think that's a trick question, Porter. I think there were FIVE points of fellowship. I could be wrong. I don't claim expertise.

The SIXTH point of fellowship was only known to the young hot brides.

It was the reason the "five points of fellowship hug" was removed from the temple ceremony. A well known Mormon author told me that he had friends who worked at the veil and young hot brides were complaining about a "sixth" point during the intimate five points hug.. Apparently the horny old halitosis breath male veil workers where getting woodies while pressing themselves against these young hot brides.

I wondered what the lower slit in the veil was for.....

Little bit of Mormon trivia for ya Jgirl. ;)

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:37 am

Jersey Girl wrote:I think that's a trick question, Porter. I think there were FIVE points of fellowship. I could be wrong. I don't claim expertise.

http://www.salamandersociety.com/temple/havoc/

1/2 down page

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:44 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:The SIXTH point of fellowship was only known to the young hot brides.

It was the reason the "five points of fellowship hug" was removed from the temple ceremony. A well known Mormon author told me that he had friends who worked at the veil and young hot brides were complaining about a "sixth" point during the intimate five points hug.. Apparently the horny old halitosis breath male veil workers where getting woodies while pressing themselves against these young hot brides.

I wondered what the lower slit in the veil was for.....

Little bit of Mormon trivia for ya Jgirl. ;)

Porter,

I'm not interested in your trivial penis references. Let me know if the EV vs Mormonism as cult debate is okay with you.

Jersey Girl

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:49 am

Jersey Girl wrote:Porter,

I'm not interested in your trivial penis references. Let me know if the EV vs Mormonism as cult debate is okay with you.

Jersey Girl

Debate what ever you like.

I don't give a flying rat's hairy ass.

I am not here to debate, I am here to piss off Mormons. Debate implies I agree with something from the deceived and deceivers.
If you are a 100% Mormon I pity your ignorance. If you are not a 100% Mormon who identifies as a member I call you a hypocrite. Most of the Mormons on this board are hypocrites.

I really don't have anything I'd like to debate or discuss with you Jgirl. NOTHING PERSONAL, k?

Time for another Black Butte Porter :)

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:59 am

Cousins:

Post by **_Jersey Girl** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:02 am

Debate what ever you like.

I don't give a rat's hairy ass.

I am not here to debate, I am here to piss off Mormons. Debate implies I agree with something from the deceived and deceivers.
If you are a 100% Mormon I pity your ignorance. If you are not a 100% Mormon who identifies as a member I call you a hypocrite. Most of the Mormons on this board are hypocrites.

I really don't have anything I'd like to debate or discuss with you Jgirl. NOTHING PERSONAL, k?

Time for another Black Butte Porter :)

I know you're not here to debate or discuss, Porter. For some reason, whenever I respond congenially or in defense of a TBM on this board, you trot out the "Jersey Girl doesn't know anything about Mormonism" pony.

Believe it or not, Porter, the LDS boards that you know me from (which I doubt seriously that you have any memory of me at all except that you DO remember LSD and called for "her" when you started posting on this new board) aren't my "home" boards. Before you ever "laid eyes" on me, I spent years debating Mormonism online with the likes of Craig Criddle and others.

I'm going to cheat here and transfer some of my posts from "back in the day" regarding Evangelical Christianity vs Mormonism as Cult. I can actually debate them from and LDS perspective but heh, I'll give you the non-Walmart shopper version of Jersey Girl, okay?

I'll start with some general comments regarding Christian Cults.