I would be remiss if I didn't stand & bear my testimony

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:55 am

Brothers and sisters,

I stand today with a heart that is full of gratitude for Brother Scratch.

His work is true. I know this with every sinew of my being, every tendon is tight, all hairs stand on the back of my neck as I pour out my heartfelt gratitude to the Scratcher of truth.

He is the digital bloodhound dog of truth. Just wave a few ASCII characters from a past post in front of his keen nose and he tracks down the keyboard from whence they sprang.

He has done more for the salivation of exmormons than any man save the founder of this holy fountain of truth, the good Dr. Shades. Let us all drink from the well that doth floweth over! I am almost drowning in the sweet nectar of truth!

I bury you my testimony that I now know that Daniel is the Peterson. Brother Scratch has brought forth this to mine minds eye.

You are a great one Scratch. (curse-word A Braa!)

I say these things in the name of cheese and rice, ramen.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:13 am

This is the last thing Daniel sees before dozing off at the keyboard:

If you go slightly cross-eyed it turns into a Sterogram

That should be easy for Daniel as I am sure he is already cross-eyed about all of this!

Ahhh! A 3D vision of Scratch!!!

Post by **_moksha** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:47 am

Reminds me of 20 bucks worth of the Sigmund Freud commemorative stamp collection.
Shouldn't there also be a banana?

Post by **_Bond...James Bond** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:50 am

Post by **_gramps** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:05 am

That's kind of cool "blotter art." I wonder if that will start moving through the underground?

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:34 am

That hurt my head.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:16 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:If you go slightly cross-eyed it turns into a Sterogram

That should be easy for Daniel as I am sure he is already cross-eyed about all of this!

Ahhh! A 3D vision of Scratch!!!

And yet the alleged 3d image has no variation or depth. Rather bland.
(I have been able to view / create stereograms for over 10 years. In fact I made one while on my mission and used it as a spiritual thought for faith).

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:23 am

asbestosman wrote:
Polygamy Porter wrote:If you go slightly cross-eyed it turns into a Sterogram

That should be easy for Daniel as I am sure he is already cross-eyed about all of this!

Ahhh! A 3D vision of Scratch!!!

And yet the alleged 3d image has no variation or depth. Rather bland.

Look closer, I just tiled the same image many times.

asbestosman wrote:(I have been able to view / create stereograms for over 10 years. In fact I made one while on my mission and used it as a spiritual thought for faith).

Big F'ing deal.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:29 am

Polygamy Porter wrote:
asbestosman wrote:(I have been able to view / create stereograms for over 10 years. In fact I made one while on my mission and used it as a spiritual thought for faith).
Big F'ing deal.

I only mentioned it to hint at my disappointement. I kinda like stereograms and was hopoing you posted one. Yes, I also noticed that you copied the same image instead of making one large image. Even then, I've made stereograms from straight ASCII, so tiling can work there too.

But yeah, big deal. Maybe some day I'll get around to making some more if I can find a worthy and humorous project. Maybe a stereogram of myself where you can see my Mormon horns in the 3d version. And no, that in no way implies that us Mormons are horny.

Post by **_Polygamy Porter** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:56 am

asbestosman wrote:I only mentioned it to hint at my disappointement. I kinda like stereograms and was hopoing you posted one. Yes, I also noticed that you copied the same image instead of making one large image. Even then, I've made stereograms from straight ASCII, so tiling can work there too.

But yeah, big deal. Maybe some day I'll get around to making some more if I can find a worthy and humorous project. Maybe a stereogram of myself where you can see my Mormon horns in the 3d version. And no, that in no way implies that us Mormons are horny.

Take no offense at my comment, I was saying big F'ing deal about your stereogram designed to inflict self induced emotional epiphanies.

How about a stereogram that has tiled images of old Joe that when stared at correctly reveals the word "deviant"