Mormon Missionaries Debating A Georgia Preacher

[_Daniel Peterson]

Arguing with that preacher reminds me of arguing with DCP on MAD... you can't get a word in edgewise, he doesn't seem to actually practice what he preaches, and after it's over, he declares himself the winner despite being the only one who said anything.

I have to admit that I'm pretty proud of the device -- I call it the Monologotron -- that I've attached to my keyboard that, when it's activated, prevents others from posting on websites. My "conversations" with you on MA&D constituted its maiden voyage. It worked brilliantly. I got in 38 straight posts without allowing you to reply even once. Not a word.

Right now, I'm debating whether to patent and sell it, which could make me even more wealthy than I already am with my lavish Mopologist salary, or to retain its astonishing suppressive power altogether for myself. Such a dilemma.

Incidentally, I've been using it on you here, too. You post only when I choose to permit you to post. You've undoubtedly been wondering why all of the things you post here are of such appallingly low quality. Wonder no more. I suppress all of the good ones.

[_Who Knows]

Incidentally, I've been using it on you here, too. You post only when I choose to permit you to post. You've undoubtedly been wondering why all of the things you post here are of such appallingly low quality. Wonder no more. I suppress all of the good ones.

Heh. That was actually pretty funny.

Could you be persuaded to do a parody - Bond style? The conversation between you and Tal was an o.k. start, but I'm sure you could do much better. Maybe throw in some more characters from MDB, and add some from MAD. I'm sure you'd be quite good at it.

[_KimberlyAnn]

Heh. That was actually pretty funny.

Yeah, Who Knows, I was cracking up about the Monologotron device!

KA

[_Some Schmo]

Arguing with that preacher reminds me of arguing with DCP on MAD... you can't get a word in edgewise, he doesn't seem to actually practice what he preaches, and after it's over, he declares himself the winner despite being the only one who said anything.

I have to admit that I'm pretty proud of the device -- I call it the Monologotron -- that I've attached to my keyboard that, when it's activated, prevents others from posting on websites. My "conversations" with you on MA&D constituted its maiden voyage. It worked brilliantly. I got in 38 straight posts without allowing you to reply even once. Not a word.

Right now, I'm debating whether to patent and sell it, which could make me even more wealthy than I already am with my lavish Mopologist salary, or to retain its astonishing suppressive power altogether for myself. Such a dilemma.

Incidentally, I've been using it on you here, too. You post only when I choose to permit you to post. You've undoubtedly been wondering why all of the things you post here are of such appallingly low quality. Wonder no more. I suppress all of the good ones.

Oh, is that what you are calling juliann these days? A monologotron? I always thought it was just some dipstick over there that erased all the contrary posts that easily disputed your points. Go figure.

As always, I'll take your assessment of my posts being low quality as a compliment. If I ever appealed to you, it would be strictly accidental and would shame me, given the pap you tend to put out regularly. Or maybe it's just that the settings on your device are screwed up and nothing good of your own is getting through. That would explain much.

[_evolving]

Oh, is that what you are calling juliann these days? A monologotron? I always thought it was just some dipstick over there that erased all the contrary posts that easily disputed your points.

Waaaaa I am laughing so hard - I threw up a little bit - in my mouth..

[_Polygamy Porter]

I have to admit that I'm pretty proud of the device -- I call it the Monologotron -- that I've attached to my keyboard that, when it's activated, prevents others from posting on websites. My "conversations" with you on MA&D constituted its maiden voyage. It worked brilliantly. I got in 38 straight posts without allowing you to reply even once. Not a word.

that's great. I need to get back to leading the unwitting online chat fools at Mormon.org into some crafty little traps!

Its a shame your little device cannot protect those ignorant fools from the truth which I spew!

by the way, of over 30 chat sessions, I have only found one that has heard of you. He saw you on the PBS special.

Your work is in vain Danny. The majority of the members will never hear about what you hold so dear.. tsk, tsk.

[_Daniel Peterson]

Its a shame your little device cannot protect those ignorant fools from the truth which I spew!

Ah. Heh heh. One of the beautiful aspects of the Monologotron is that its victims feel no pain or sensation even while it's working on them.

You haven't "spewed" a truth in the past several months, except on those rare occasions when I've chosen to allow it. Nonetheless, I've permitted plenty of spewing from you.

You do the math.

[_msnobody]

I didn't like what the guy did either. How could they have gotten a word in edgewise anyway? I think he was rude and arrogant.

[_Bond...James Bond]

I thought it was funny seeing a Minister wearing that headgear (what do they call those things).....most ministers I've ever seen are 40 years out of date in clothing.

[_Jersey Girl]

I thought it was funny seeing a Minister wearing that headgear (what do they call those things).....most ministers I've ever seen are 40 years out of date in clothing.

Was it a do rag? I saw the video a while back. Not sure.