There's MORE! Top Ten CRITICS' Ways to Eat a Reese's

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:39 pm

Some Schmo: Anyone who doesn't eat Reese's is a dumbass.

Post by **_Mr. Coffee** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:30 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:How Mr. Coffee eats a Reese's: Upon opening his MRE, he takes his dehydrated Reese's from it's pouch, re-hydrates it with some water from his canteen, makes his Marine "Ooo-Rah" grunt and shoves the whole thing in his mouth before any sand gets on it. Then he blows up something. :)

Man... I wish Reese's came in MREs instead of weak pogeybait like M&Ms... That would be so 'effing metal.

Kimberly, you have made me smile.

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:19 pm

Someone needs to do Tarski!

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:40 pm

barrelomonkeys wrote:Someone needs to do Tarski!

Okay, I'll do him. I did Coffee yesterday, so I can handle Tarski this morning. But, I need to make it clear: I can't do another man until this afternoon. A girl deserves a break, doesn't she?

Tarski: My preferred ratio of what I believe to be chocolate, though I cannot know it's chocolate (but I've ruled out by falsification that it's not something else) to what I believe to be peanut butter, though I cannot know it's peanut butter (but I've ruled out by falsification that it's not mayonnaise or marshmallows or pudding...still a few more things to falsify re: the "supposed" peanut butter) is: (Ch1) (Pb3) = (abcdefghijklmnopyummy).

KA

Post by **_barrelomonkeys** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:41 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:
barrelomonkeys wrote:Someone needs to do Tarski!

Okay, I'll do him. I did Coffee yesterday, so I can handle Tarski this morning. But, I need to make it clear: I can't do another man until this afternoon. A girl deserves a break, doesn't she?

Tarski: My preferred ratio of what I believe to be chocolate, though I cannot know it's chocolate (but I've ruled out by falsification that it's not something else) to what I believe to be peanut butter, though I cannot know it's peanut butter (but I've ruled out by falsification that it's not mayonnaise or marshmallows or pudding...still a few more things to falsify re: the "supposed" peanut butter) is: (Ch1) (Pb3) = (abcdefghijklmnopyummy).

KA

That was great! I especially like (Ch1) (Pb3) = (abcdefghijklmnopyummy).

Post by **_Mr. Coffee** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:28 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:Okay, I'll do him. I did Coffee yesterday, so I can handle Tarski this morning. But, I need to make it clear: I can't do another man until this afternoon. A girl deserves a break, doesn't she?

Well, you can always "do" me again...

What? Like no one else saw that line coming?

Post by **_KimberlyAnn** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:31 pm

Some Schmo wrote:Some Schmo: Anyone who doesn't eat Reese's is a dumbass.

Eh, I'm not happy with that one, Schmo. Here's my interpretation of how you eat a Reese's:

Schmo: I never lick my Reese's. I just lie there and let it lick me.

KA

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:00 pm

KimberlyAnn wrote:
Some Schmo wrote:Some Schmo: Anyone who doesn't eat Reese's is a dumbass.

Eh, I'm not happy with that one, Schmo. Here's my interpretation of how you eat a Reese's:

Schmo: I never lick my Reese's. I just lie there and let it lick me.

KA

LMAO

Yours definitely wins!

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:40 pm

I did these over on MA&D:

Sandra Tanner: You can see from the following quote what Mormon leaders really taught:

“If… we… look… to the… Reese’s… we… will see… that… the Christians… eat… Reese’s in… a… way… that… is wrong… In the… end… WE… ARE NOT… REESE’S EATERS… our… Reese’s… DON’T… HAVE PEANUT… BUTTER.”

Thus we see that the Mormon Reese’s DOES NOT HAVE PEANUT BUTTER.

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Bill Keller: Reese’s, show me your peanut butter!

Post by **_Doctor Steuss** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:44 pm

Oh... and lest I forget...

Aaronshaf: The Mormon Reese’s was a practicing fruity Skittle in a previous life.