Bednar should not do video testiphonies for LDS Inc

[_Lucretia MacEvil]

That's an impressive gallery.

Yes, it is. Could you imagine having those poster-sized and hanging on your wall? Oooh. That's a great gift idea for my LDS family and friends.

The middle one is especially unfortunate. Poor guy, it actually makes me sympathetic. Where's LDS Inc.'s PR stylists when you need them?

They're keeping busy updating pictures of Joseph Smith to make him more and more handsome.

[_Lucretia MacEvil]

David A. Bednar
My dear brother Porter,

I am saddened by your constant, unending harrassment and mocking of the Lord's annointed. truly, as we can so evidently witness from your behavior recently, we are in the final days before the Savior returns and burns away the unrighteous.

You, my wavering brother, are doing precious little to prepare for that fateful day. Who offended you? You of all brethren should know that the church is perfect, but the members are not. Forgive and forget those who have offended you and come back to your home, brother.

And, yes, brother I do have an apostolic witness that your whining and moaning can never Trump. We love you and pray for you, Porter, and look forward to that day when you desire to come back, go through the temple and live His commandments.

As always, faithfully, in or out of the harness,

Your brother,

Elder David A. Bednar

So, Elder, what is an "apostolic witness" anyway? Are we just supposed to take your word for it because you carry the title of "Apostle?" Or have you actually been visited by God?

[_silentkid]

So, Elder, what is an "apostolic witness" anyway?

I think it's something akin to an alcoholic witness. Not sure.

[_Lucretia MacEvil]

So, Elder, what is an "apostolic witness" anyway?

I think it's something akin to an alcoholic witness. Not sure.

Ha! I wish! Actually, maybe it's like when people act like alcoholics even though they don't drink. Maybe it's being addicted to testimonies.