Sandra Tanner: You can see from the following quote what Mormon leaders really taught:
“If… we… look… to the… Reese’s… we… will see… that… the Christians… eat… Reese’s in… a… way… that… is wrong… In the… end… WE… ARE NOT… REESE’S EATERS… our… Reese’s… DON’T… HAVE PEANUT… BUTTER.”
Thus we see that the Mormon Reese’s DOES NOT HAVE PEANUT BUTTER.
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Bill Keller: Reese’s, show me your peanut butter!
Very good, Steuss! I read that thread on MA&D and it was hilarious!
This morning I did one on how RenegadeofPhunk eats a Reese's:
I just thought of another one! I'm supposed to be napping, since I was up past four o'clock in the morning, but I can't fall asleep because I keep thinking of more ways critics' eat Reese's! Something is wrong with me...
Anyway, here it is. How Don Bradley eats a Reese's:
Don: I only eat King Sized Reese's because I have such a King Sized............................................................................cranium.
I'm going to lie down. I may be back with more in a few minutes.