
Daniel Donut Poll
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Jersey Girl wrote:Let's get a few things straight, okay? This is not MAD where you enjoy the full compliment of mod protection. This is MDB, buddy.
I know, I know. That's why I'm too terrified to come here.
Jersey Girl wrote:On MDB your job is to follow orders. Now, your orders will be in the form of 2 parts. I assume that given your PhD (like we even believe that) you are able to follow 2 part directions.
I dunno. That's asking a lot. After all, I got my so-called "doctorate" from a fly-by-night diploma mill, and they never asked me anything so complicated.
Jersey Girl wrote:Here they are:
(1) Stand still and (2) hold the donut.
When I tell you to stand still and hold the donut, I expect you to stand still and hold the donut. When I return here and look at your avatar, I need to see you standing still and holding the donut.
Oh. Okay. I think I can do that.
In the meantime, can George tell me about the rabbit again? Huh, George?
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liz3564 wrote:I voted glazed....mainly because glazed Krispy Kremes are my favorite!
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Thanks, Liz. I'm considering adding a "Plainly don't give a glazed rats ass" so Paul can vote. I'm going for a very welcoming feel to the thread!
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
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