Would the real Steuss please stand up?

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_barrelomonkeys
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Dang you sure have big arms!
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barrelomonkeys wrote:Dang you sure have big arms!


Optical illusion. ;-)
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Steuss you're scary looking.....do you work out often (or do the muscles come with the Danite Field Kit?)
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Bond...James Bond wrote:Steuss you're scary looking.....

So I've been told (usually by women though).

do you work out often (or do the muscles come with the Danite Field Kit?)

60% Genetics
20% Gym
20% Danite Field Kit (some assembly required)
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Post by _Blixa »

I like them.
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Doctor Steuss wrote:
Bond...James Bond wrote:Steuss you're scary looking.....

So I've been told (usually by women though).

do you work out often (or do the muscles come with the Danite Field Kit?)

60% Genetics
20% Gym
20% Danite Field Kit (some assembly required)


I can vouch that genetics plays a major part in muscle development. My husband has huge arms, well, huge muscles in general. People come up to him, as I'm sure they do Steuss, and feel his "guns". And I have to say that he doesn't lift more than some of his buddies, but his muscles naturally get big for some reason. Perhaps it's the same genetics that allow him to eat two cheeseburgers, fries, a Coke and a chocolate malt for lunch and meatloaf for dinner and still never get fat. Makes me sick. And jealous. Well, mostly jealous of his food. He eats a cheeseburger dripping in grease and I eat salad and I'm the fat one. Sigh.

You look studly, Steuss. Steussly.

KA
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KimberlyAnn wrote:Well, mostly jealous of his food. He eats a cheeseburger dripping in grease and I eat salad and I'm the fat one. Sigh.


I can vouch for this....I remember growing up playing sports with guys who could eat like Kobayashi and never gain an ounce, and yet I would look at food and would gain a pound. Hey KA, I think we're a match made in "unlucky metabolism" heaven. :)
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KimberlyAnn

If you are fat than I'm a whale! Stop it! :-) You are perfect.


Stuess,

You are studly,smart and funny- a dangerous combination! ;-)
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Post by _Ren »

Doc,

If I've ever said anything that you didn't like, I'm very, very sorry.
And it wasn't me that spilt your drink. It was... ermm... HIM! Yeah - him - look, behind you...

*runs away*
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RenegadeOfPhunk wrote:Doc,

If I've ever said anything that you didn't like, I'm very, very sorry.
And it wasn't me that spilt your drink. It was... ermm... HIM! Yeah - him - look, behind you...

*runs away*


*Pummeling guy that was behind me*

Steuss mad! Steuss SMASH! (by the way, Renegade… you have nothing to worry about. I’m actually a big teddy-bear [most of the time]).
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